GE Big Boys | Season 44 Episode 8

[Starts with Beck walking in his house to his wife Heidi. The clip is black and white.]

Beck Bennett: Wow wee! Honey, [Cut to Beck kisses Heidi] how do you keep the house so clean?

Heidi Gardner: [Cut to Heidi] A lady never tells. [Heidi winks]

Narrator 1: A woman’s work is done better with [Cut to Vacuum Cleaner cleaning the house] GE Household Appliances.

Narrator 2: [Cut to color video clips showing women working as professionals] Times change. And these days, women are the primary breadwinners [Cut to Jason keeping the plates on dining table for the kids as his wife Cecily is leaving for work] in 50% of American homes. And that means house work is a man’s job. [Cut to Jason in messy hall] So give him the tools to get the job done right with GE’s new Big Boy Home Appliances. [GE’s Big Boy commercial video clip] Like the Big Boy dishwasher, featuring a 70 pound [Cut to Jason struggling to close the dishwasher door] steel door.

[Jason locks the door like a wheel vault]

Jasom Momoa: “I’d like to see a woman do that.”

Narrator 2: [Cut to video clips of women speaking in corporate presentations] And hey, she may have climbed the corporate ladder but she’ll need an actual ladder to use The door locks like a wheel vault [Cut to Jason opening the yellow washing machine that’s six feet tall] the Big Boy washing machine because that sucker is six feet tall.

[Cut to vacuum cleaner sucking up the dust from the floor] Dirty floors don’t stand a chance against the Big Boy [Cut to Jason using the vacuum cleaner. The vacuum cleaner is attached to a tractor] ride-on vacuum cleaner. That’s 240 horsepower. [Jason is riding the vacuum cleaner tractor with headphones, safety glasses and drinking a beer] Pure chore torque.

[Jason sees red stain on the carpet] With the detachable spot remover that absolutely annihilates stains. [Jason using spot remover. The spot remover looks and works like Jackhammer] All GE Big Boy Appliances have an energy star rating of ‘F minus’ because they run on gas. [Cut to Jason refilling the fuel tank of his washing machine] So man up this holiday [Cut to Jason and MIkey Day drinking beer in front of dish washer. Then Mikey riding the vacuum cleaner tractor] season and ask your wife to buy you GE Big Boy Household Appliances.

Cecily Strong: [Cut to Cecily and Jason in hall of their house very clean] Wow, how did you get it so clean in here?

Jasom Momoa: Oh, sorry babe, [Cut to Jason] a guy never tells. [Jason winks]

Narrator 2: [Cut to video bumper] GE Big Boy appliances.

First Impression | Season 44 Episode 8

Daughter/Melissa… Melissa Villaseñor

Michael… Beck Bennett

Mom… Heidi Gardner

Dad… Jason Momoa

[Starts with a decorated Christmas tree. Melissa is setting dining table for family dinner and she is talking to her boyfriend. He is going to meet her parents for the first time]

Melissa: You’re wearing your new shirt!

Michael: Yeah. Does it look okay?

Melissa: You look great, sweetie.

Michael: All right. I’m really nervous to meet your parents, you know? I don’t want to look stupid.

Melissa: Oh, they’re going to love you.

Michael: Okay. All right, [Cut to Michael and Melissa] I just really want to impress them.

Melissa: [Doorbell ringing] That’s them. [Melissa goes to open the door. Michael is preparing himself.] [Melissa opens the door]

Melissa: Hey!

Mom: Hey, sweetie!

Melissa: Hi, mom. [Melissa hugs her mom]

Dad: Come here. [Melissa hugs her dad]

Melissa: Hi. Mom, dad, this is Michael. [Cut to the hall and nobody is there] That’s weird. He was here just a second ago.

Dad: [Cut to dad] Well, we can’t wait to meet him.

Melissa: Michael! Honey? [Cut to everybody]

Michael: [In a child’s voice] I bet you can’t find me.

Melissa: What?

Mom: Was that him?

Dad: What did he say?

Michael: Come find me. I’m hiding. [Everybody is confused] Hee-hee-hee.

Melissa: Michael, stop it! Okay, come out here and meet my parents.

Michael: Hee-hee-hee. Where am I?

Mom: Honey, what’s going on?

Melissa: I think he’s just nervous. [Cut to everybody] He really wants to impress you.

Mom: Why would that impress us?

Dad: Does he hide a lot?

Melissa: No, he’s never done this before.

Michael: I bet you can’t find me!

Dad: [Cut to dad, he walks forward] Oh, I bet I can! [Cut to dad walks upstairs]

Melissa: Dad, what are you doing?

Dad: I’m going to find this guy.

Michael: You’re very cold.

Dad: Make it fair, give us a clue.

Michael: Don’t you want to see what I look like? Hee-hee-hee.

Dad: Son of a bitch. [Dad is excited] Yes! I got to find this guy if I want to see what he looks like. [Melissa and mom follow dad]

Michael: Follow the little gay elf. Hee-hee-hee! You’re not very good at finding.

Dad: [Dad enters a room] He’s in the closet! [Dad opens the closet] Where is this turd?

Melissa: Dad!

Michael: Haha. You’re getting warmer.

Dad: Oh, he’s under the bed! I got you now! [Throws away the bed. Melissa and Mom are scared] Damn it.

Michael: Not there. Hee-hee-hee.

Dad: It’s coming from the walls. [Dad listens close to the walls]

Mom: [Cut to Melissa and mom] He’s not in the walls! [Dad starts punching holes in the wall]

Melissa: Dad, what are you doing?

Dad: I’m trying to find the damn guy! Gotcha! [Pulls a doll hand out of the wall. The hand has a recorder from where Michael’s voice was playing]

Michael: I guess you don’t want to see what I look like! [Dad breaks the recorder]

Dad: You know I do!

Michael: Then follow my voice. Hee-hee-hee-hee.

Dad: Oh, I got you now. [Opens a door in a room. A pie falls on the ground from the door] Fooled again!

Michael: Sound like someone’s got pie in the face.

Melissa: [Cut to Melissa]No, they don’t.

Mom: [Cut to Mom] Honey, this is insane.

Dad: [Cut to dad] You’re right, this is too hard. Give us another clue.

Michael: Hee-hee-hee. You see, I might be where you watch TV.

Dad: In the TV! Oh, crap, I gave it away! [Dad rushes down the stairs] I got him!

Michael: [Cut to the TV cupboard. Michael is behind the Cupboard stuck. He is waving his hand out to call everyone] Help me! Help! I’m stuck! What tool you so long? Help me, I’m stuck!

Melissa: [Cut to Melissa and mom] Michael, where are your clothes?

Michael: I couldn’t fit [Cut to Michael] back here with that new shirt on! [Dad pulls out Michael. Michael has grease over his body]

Melissa: [Cut to Melissa] Did you grease your body?

Michael: Just my face [Cut to Michael panicking] and my chest. I couldn’t fit back there. This whole [Cut to Michael and dad] plan is not working at all.

Melissa: [[Cut to Melissa] What’s your plan?

Michael: [Cut to Michael] To look cool in front of your parents. [Cut to Dad looking at Michael] Look at what love made me do babe. [Cut to Michael] Please to meet you, Mr. Charles, Mrs. Charles. I hope my hiding thing wasn’t too stupid and I’m sorry if I ruined your clothes with my pie trap.

Mom: [Cut to mom and Melissa] You didn’t.

Michael: Crap. Look, [Cut to Michael] you just told me how great they were and I just really wanted to impress them. I didn’t want to be a loser. I didn’t want to be [quoting with his hands] “That guy”.

Dad: [Cut to dad. Quoting with his hands] “That guy”. I love that. I say that too. [Cut to Michael. He gets happy.] [Cut to Melissa and mom. Melissa is also happy] I like you for my Melissa. A lot.

Michael: [Cut to Michael] I do too, sir. Yes, thank you, sir. Very good, sir.

Dad: [Cut to dad. He removes his glasses to see Michael] Let me see how handsome you are. [Michael flexes his body] That’s very nice. Good. [Michael turns around] There. Very handsome. Very good. I don’t know, [Michael stretches] he looks good. I like that. Very, very good. Very handsome. Very nice.

Michael: Merry Christmas everyone.