• 2019

    Cut for Time: New Cast Member | Season 44 Episode 15

    Kyle Mooney Adam Zekeman Kenan Thompson Mikey Day Leslie Jones Alex Moffat Beck Bennett Aidy Bryant Idris Elba [Starts with video clips of Kyle Mooney walking down the streets] Kyle Mooney: You know, I’ve been on SNL for six years now. And it can be such a challenge to find your place on the show. That’s why it’s so amazing when a new cast member gets the chance to shine. [Cut to Kyle Mooney talking to the camera] Unfortunately though, not all first year cast members have easy time with it. It gets kind of where Adam’s at. [Cut to Dress Rehearsal room] Kenan Thompson: But what if they don’t?…

  • 2019

    Toilet Death Ejector | Season 44 Episode 14

    Narrator… John Mulaney Kyle Mooney [Starts with two elderly couple talking] Grandpa: Hal, [Cut to Grandpa] he passed away. [Cut to Granny] Granny: Oh, no. That’s awful! [Cut to Grandpa] Grandpa: I’ll say. They found him on the toilet. [Cut to Granny] Granny: That’s so embarrassing. [Cut to the narrator] Narrator: Dying on the toilet. It’s every senior’s worst nightmare. You live a life of grace and honor only to pass in the most humiliating way imaginable, ass up on a bathroom floor, and loaded toilet rotting behind you. Thankfully there’s a solution that’s both elegant and dignified. [Cut to a toilet commode] The Toilet Death Ejector. [Cut to an elderly on the commode]…