Abby… Heidi Gardner
Graham… Travis Kelce
Madison… Chloe Fineman
Ego: Okay, that movie was wild.
Abby: Yeah, Paddington three was not what I expected.
Sarah: That was cocaine bear.
Abby: Okay, see? I was so worried about Paddington.
Sarah: Shoot, Abby, Graham is here.
Ego: Abby, we can totally leave.
Abby: Look out. It’s been three years. I can be around my ex. I’m totally cool.[Abby walks to her ex]
Hey, stranger. How are you, Bubba?
Graham: Abby. Hey, it’s it’s been a minute. What’s new?
Abby: I’m actually in the best place I’ve been in a long time. Yeah, I’m with someone new and life is pretty rad. How have you been? You look like hell. Just kidding. Just kidding. You look awesome.
Graham: Yeah, I’ve been good. Working out a lot. Oh, hey, thanks for paying me back about my car getting fixed.
Abby: Yeah, sorry. I do that kettlebell through your windshield. I had a lot to process, but now I can look at you with no attachment. And I think that’s pretty freakin rad.
Madison: Sorry, babe. The line for the bathroom was crazy.
Graham: Madison, this is Abby.
Madison: Oh, hi.
Abby: Oh, you two are together? Well, congrats. You got yourself a stunning girlfriend.
Graham: This is my fiance.
Abby: Your fiance?[Abby’s eye starts tearing like it’s squirting]
Graham: Abby, are you crying?
Abby: No. Remember, I just had that thing with my eyes where I had to poke it up?
Graham: I don’t, but if you say so.
Abby: Yeah. So how did you two meet?
Graham: We met on a little cruise.
Madison: Well, it wasn’t a cruise for me. I’m a bosun on Below Deck.
Abby: Okay, that’s my dream job.
Graham: Abby, are you okay?
Abby: Yeah, no, I’m fine. It’s that eye thing again. I’m fine. I might just have to hold them. You guys can kiss if you want. I don’t give a rat’s ass.
Graham: We’re really not trying to kiss this moment.
Madison: So how do you guys know each other?
Abby: Oh my god, girl. How long do you have?
Graham: Abby and I went on one date in 2019.
Abby: Okay, excuse me, we went on three dates. It was dinner and movie and a walk.
Graham: The walk was from dinner to the movie. The whole thing was like two hours.
Abby: Okay, regardless, Graham and I have history. But now I think we’re killing this friends thing, Bubba.
Madison: Well, we’re moving next month, but you’ll have to come visit us if you’re ever in New Orleans.
Abby: Where the Saints Go marching.
Graham: Oh my god. Abby, do you need a tissue?
Abby: No. Because these are happy tears.
Madison: I mean, you know, we’re really happy too. It feels like a great place to raise a kid.
Abby: You’re pregnant? Yes!
Madison: Yes, we’re doing August, but maybe we should talk about something else. I’m starting to feel bad.
Graham: You shouldn’t. It was one date.
Abby: Okay, look. Okay. None of that matters now because like I said, I am in a relationship and it’s so good. He’s a little bit older and he’s totally ripped.
Graham: Abby, that’s great for you. I’m happy.[Jason Kelce walks in and hugs Abby]
Jason: Hey, Baba, sorry, I’m late. Is this guy bothering you? Do you need me to beat him up? Cuz I definitely could.
Graham: Wait, that’s your boyfriend? It’s totally cool. [Graham starts becoming teary] Oh my god. It’s totally cool. Oh my god.