Melania Moments #3

Melania Trump… Cecily Strong


[Starts with Melania Moments intro]

Male voice: Melania moments, number 102, The Housemaid.

[Cut to Melania watching at the housemaid in her house]

Melania Trump couldn’t help but notice that the housemaid looked a lot like her. She wondered if the resemblance was convincing enough, they could switch places for a day. That way she thought, “I could go out into the world. See a bus. See a hill. Or even feel the texture of sand. She’d stay here in the land of Donald. Not a fair trade for oh, how I long to touch sand.”

[The end]