Dawn Lazarus… Vanessa Bayer[Starts with Michael Che in his set]
Michael Che: Well, memorial day weekend is approaching. Here with the look at the early summer weather is our own Weekend Update meteorologist, Dawn Lazarus.[Cut to Dawn Lazarus in her weather news set] [cheers and applause]
Dawn Lazarus: Well, Michael, here comes that summer and ooh, it’s a fun one.[Cut to split screen with Michael Che and Dawn Lazarus]
Michael Che: Oh, Dawn, your’e back already? You were just here and it really didn’t work out.
Dawn Lazarus: Hey, it’s the last show and I’m going to sneak that in.
Michael Che: Are you okay? It’s kind of hard to understand you.
Dawn Lazarus: Yeah. That camera-camera make it nervous and yeah?
Michael Che: Am, okay, Dawn, is it looking nice for memorial day weekend?
Dawn Lazarus: The better believe that. [Cut to Dawn Lazarus] While it’s time to pack at that sunscreen and protect those skins because yeah, it’s hot and hot. So if it’s beach and park, stay hydrated and water that mouth.[Cut to split screen with Michael Che and Dawn Lazarus]
Michael Che: Okay, so far it seems like you’re saying it will be sunny.
Dawn Lazarus: Yep.
Michael Che: Any other specifics like the entire country’s gonna be sunny or —[Cut to Dawn Lazarus]
Dawn Lazarus: Well, in the west coast that’s no surprise. Sun is always a wow. But hey, if it’s north are you, that’s looking a lot of bit in overcast. But hopefully, no god damn rain. And that’s the cast for you.[Cut to Michael Che]
Michael Che: Alright. I’m sorry. But I really didn’t catch any of that. [Cut to Dawn Lazarus’s set. She’s not there] Dawn? Dawn?[Dawn Lazarus walks back]
Dawn Lazarus: Ep?[Cut to split screen with Michael Che and Dawn Lazarus]
Michael Che: So, I guess you’re done? You’re not going to sign off?
Dawn Lazarus: Oops, and that’s what happened in your neck of the what.
Michael Che: Alright. Dawn Lazarus, everybody! She is better. Much better.