• 2018

    Weekend Update SpaceX Launches Rocket with Cremated Remains | Season 44 Episode 8

    [Starts with Colin Jost in the news set. There’s a picture at left top corner of SpaceX] Colin Jost: SpaceX launched a rocket into orbit carrying the cremated remains of a hundred people. Unfortunately, they weren’t cremated when it launched. [Cut to Michael. There’s a picture at right top corner of Earth] Michael Che: Two new studies about accelerated greenhouse emissions find that the earth will be impacted by global warming sooner than we thought. God bless these scientists and researchers that are still studying this thing that we just refuse to listen to. We’re like a stubborn old man at the doctor’s office and they’re pleading with us, “Sir,…

  • 2018

    Weekend Update Michael Che on Bidets | Season 44 Episode 8

    [Starts with Colin in his news set. There’s a picture of Tushy company’s product] Colin Jost: New York city subway officials have rejected an ad from the company Tushy, which sells modern bidets saying the ads didn’t meet their decency standards on the subway. For more on this is—wait, Michael Che? [Michael comes in the set] Michael Che: What’s up, Colin? Colin Jost: [Cut to Michael and Colin] Wait. Michael, wait. What are you doing? Michael Che: An Update feature. Colin Jost: Wow. Michael Che: So this is “SNL”. Colin Jost: Wait, Che, I told you this was a bad idea. Michael Che: Thanks Colin. [Cut to Michael] So I think these subway…