Vanessa Bayer[Starts with Dwayne speaking at the podium. There are four students around him]
Dwayne: Alright, seniors. Well, give it up again for the recipients of the Eugene Dwalf Scholarship. Now, each and every single one of you will receive $25 towards your college tuition.[the students leave]
Now, for the fun part, as you know some of your senior class mates have put together an amazing skit performance looking back on this incredible year.[four seniors walk in]
Beck: Man! Four years? I still can’t believe we’re seniors.
Kyle: Yeah. This has been one crazy ride.
Bobby: But now, it’s coming to an end.
Vanessa: Yeah. And I actually heard some special guests were gonna be stopping by to celebrate the–
All: Class of 2017.[music playing] [They all dab] [Bobby wears a Deadpool mask]
Bobby: Ola, it’s me Deadpool. Congrats. It’s time to make the chimi-changas!
Beck: I’ll take the Deadpool chimi-changas over the roast beef in the cafeteria.[The juniors are laughing hard, while the cafeteria cook is looking at them angrily] [now, they have bicycle handles. They are impersonating the Stranger Things.]
Kyle: Something isn’t right. Are we in the upside down?
Vanessa: No, we’re graduating, bro.
Bobby: Man, that’s a stranger things.[Beck is eating cookies]
Kyle, Vanessa nd Bobby: Eleven!
Beck: No, it’s just two. [showing two cookies.]
Dwayne: [laughing] Oh, my god! That was Stranger Things. I mean, god! I’m gonna miss you crazy fools. Once you graduate, I guess we could start hanging out. Yeah![Now, Kyle has a wig on]
Beck: And the Oscar for the most amazing senior class goes to…
Kyle: La-La-Land.[Vanessa runs in and gives Beck a piece of paper]
Bobby: Oh, no! I’m Jimmy Kimmel. There has been a mistake. It’s actually…
All: All the Millwood seniors.
Beck: Man! That was a huge mistake. Just like ordering the roast beef at the cafeteria.[The juniors are laughing hard, while the cafeteria cook is looking at them angrily]
Pete: [to cook] Ha-ha-ha. Your roast beef sucks.
Dwayne: Ha-ha. It’s crazy coz it is bad beef. Alright, it’s an amazing observation, guys. I can’t believe it’s just three years before we can all drink together. Oh, it’s gonna be great. Okay, shut up. Shut up. Yeah, coz there’s more. There’s more.[now Kyle had horns, Beck is wearing a yellow female dress, Bobby is carrying a rose and Vanessa is holing candles]
Kyle: Oh, no. The last petal from the Beauty and the Beast rose has almost fallen.
Vanessa: I guess we won’t turn into college students.
All: [singing] Seniors always rule
all the juniors drool
class of 17