Male voice: And now, a special Mother’s Day message from the cast of SNL.[Cut to Aidy Bryant]
Aidy: Hello. Hi. I am Aidy Bryant and this is my mom Georganne. [Georganne walks in] Now, you know, normally we open the show with political sketch which can sometimes be divisive. But since tomorrow is Mother’s Day, we’re gonna focus on the one thing we can all celebrate together. Moms. Mom, I’m so happy you’re here with me and thank you for all the love and support.
Georganne: Well, I’m so proud you’re on SNL.
Aidy: I know. And you’re here now.
Georganne: I know. And I can’t wait to rip it up at the after party.
Aidy: Oh! Okay, wow![Cut to Kenan Thompson with his mom]
Kenan: Everybody, this is my sweet little mommy, Ann. Mom, without your help, I would have never made it to SNL.
Ann: Kenan, I can’t imagine this show without you. Like, I actually can’t remember when you weren’t on it.
Kenan: Oh, nice. Good one. Good one. But, you like the show, right mom?
Ann: I do. Except for all the political stuff. I get it.
Kenan: Alright. Thank you very much.[Cut to Melissa Villaseñor with her mom]
Melissa: This is my mom, Rupy. I love you, mom.
Rupy: I love you too. And can I tell you a secret?
Rupy: [foreign language: “If you’re not in a sketch, I don’t watch it.]
Melissa: Oh. Thanks, mom.[Cut to Mikey Day with his mom]
Mikey: This is my mom, Sylvia. Mom, did you ever think that I’d be on SNL some day?
Mikey: Awesome. Or, remember I was in that production of “The Crucible” in high school?
Sylvia: Oh, right! Yes. You know, “The Crucible” was a lot like witch hunt against president Trump.
Mikey: Okay. Don’t love that. Let’s go.[Cut to Luke Null with his mother.]
Luke: This is my mom, Cindy. Mom, I love you because you always give me the best advice.
Cindy: Thanks, Luke. Here’s some more. Enough with the Trump jokes.
Luke: Yes. Mom, I don’t write those.
Cindy: And why doesn’t SNL ever talk about crooked Hillary?
Luke: Mom, I’m so new here. Please do not do this to me.[Cut to Chris Redd with his mom.]
Chris: Yeah, ma, I’m also. I’m new and black, so be cool.
Chris’s mom: I don’t understand why everyone focuses on Trump at all. When you should be focused on Jesus.
Chris: Okay. Well, Jesus isn’t president, ma.
Chris’s mom: And that’s the problem.
Chris: Okay. Come on.[Cut to Kyle Mooney with his mom.]
Kyle: This is my mom, Linda. [cheers and applause]
Linda: I think all the political stuff gets old. I like the sketches that everyone can laugh at.
Kyle: You mean, like, my stuff.
Linda: Oh, no. No. Your stuff is crazy. I meant like, Kenan sketches.
Kyle: Very helpful. Thank you, mom.[Cut to Colin Jost with his mom]
Colin: This is my mom, Kerry. Mom, you like politics on the show, right?
Kerry: I think Alec Baldwin does a great Trump impression. But why does it have to be so mean? Who writes those stuff?
Colin: Yeah. I don’t know. I guess it’s mostly Michael Che.[Cut to Beck Bennett with his mom.]
Beck: This is my mom, Sarah. [audience cheering]
Sarah: Beck, I love the show. But why are there so many talk shows and game shows?
Sarah: And why don’t you do Wayne’s World anymore? That was funny.
Beck: I know, right? Let’s go find Lorn.[Cut to Pete Davidson with his mom]
Pete: This is my mom, Amy.
Amy: I’m so proud of you, Pete. I just don’t like it when you do all those penis jokes.
Pete: Well, not tonight, mom. Because mother’s day is all about vaginas.
Amy: My god![Cut to everybody in the SNL stage]
Kenan: We just wanna say Happy Mother’s Day from all of us at SNL.
All: And live from New York, it’s Saturday night.