Kate McKinnon
Aidy Bryant
Kyle Mooney
Kenan Thompson
Taran Killm
Colin Jost
Cecily Strong
[Starts with a message video]Written: In Kate990, the Church of Neurotology made the following music video. It has been updated based on new information about the church.
[Cut to the music video] [music playing]Kate: [singing] Reach out your hand and follow
I have a code, code to the key
the key to the secret, the secret of space
it’s Neurotology
Aidy: Religion and science intertwined
aliens live inside of your minds
a billion year contract we have signed
it all makes sense to me
Everybody: We’ll always believe this
we are invested, invested to death
We’re in this forever
never to leave until our last breath.
We are here, our path is real we are finally free
with Neurotology
Kate: Our gorgeous religion old and true,
started in 1982
I found it brings us endless life
coz he can never die
Aidy: Our brain machines can fix our minds
our brain machines can save man kind
each brain machine cost 20 grand
and that is fair and fine.
Everybody: We, we are the children
the children of Meepthorp,
the science is there
We, we are a family, joined by the knowledge
the knowledge we share
We are life, we are life
We are proud to be a Neurotology
Oh we, oh we do believe
Oh we, oh we do believe
Oh we, oh we do believe
Oh we, oh we do believe
We are all, we are one, we will always be
Neurotology