[Starts with video clips of empty streets in New York city.]
Female voice: We don’t know how long this will last. We don’t know what the future will look like. But no matter what happens next, we’ll be here for you. [cut to people using their laptops and phones in their home.] Because you’ve been there for us. You may be isolated but you’re not alone. Because we’re here. Making these difficult times a little easier. Making things feel normal. Even if just for a minute. Pornhub. Here for you. For however long it takes. So, let’s be alone, together. With Pornhub.
[Cut to Mikey watching porn.]
Female voice: Professor, you’re naked.
[his son walks in. Mikey closes the laptop.]
Mikey: Hey, dude. What’s up? You didn’t see that, right?