Mrs. Murphy… Heidi Gardner
Barry… Bowen Yang
Dr. Rogers… Quinta Brunson
Mrs. Alison… Chloe Fineman
Dr. Rogers: Okay, Mrs. Murphy your contractions are 30 seconds apart. This baby is coming.
Mrs. Murphy: But I’m not due for another two weeks.
Dr. Rogers: Don’t worry, Mrs. Murphy. I know it’s scary but listen to me and breathe.
Mrs. Murphy: What about my midwife?
Ego: He’s on his way. Okay.
Mrs. Murphy: Thank god, we had planned for an at home birth. I need him here.
Dr. Rogers: Deep breath, Mrs. Murphy.
Barry: Excuse me, excuse me, clear a path, clear a path. I’m the midwife.
Mrs. Murphy: Barry, Thank God. Dr. Rogers. This is my midwife, Barry.
Dr. Rogers: Oh, okay. Nice to meet you, Barry.
Barry: Actually, we’ve met.
Dr. Rogers: Oh, I’m sorry. Of course then it’s nice to see you. Okay, so she’s already dilated 10 centimetercm. We need to move fast.
Barry: Do you remember meeting me? It’s not a test. I’m just curious. I’m genuinely curious.
Dr. Rogers: Okay, she’s crowning.
Mrs. Murphy: I feel like I’m gonna faint.
Barry: Here honey, sip this sweet ginger kombucha. We met at Danielle’s barbecue.
Ego: Can you just please ask her about this later?
Barry: No, for sure. For sure. But it was the barbecue before the Macklemore concert.
Dr. Rogers: Macklemore? So what we met like in 2012 one time? Okay, Barry. I’m sorry, but I can’t deal with this right now.
Barry: Oh, really? Then how come while you were being defensive I was delivering this baby?[Three years later]
Dr. Rogers: Push, Mrs. Alison. Push.
Mrs. Alison: Ah! Is my midwife here yet?
Barry: Clear path, clear path? That’s Barry, the midwife.
Mrs. Alison: That’s him. Thank god.
Dr. Rogers: Oh, Barry. It’s nice to see you again.
Barry: Again? Oh, have we met?
Dr. Rogers: Are you serious?
Barry: Yeah. I’ve never seen it before in my life.
Dr. Rogers: I promise you have we met at this hospital in this exact room.
Barry: Okay, what is the purpose of this? To embarrass me? We’ve never met. Girl, respect yourself.
Mrs. Alison: What’s going on?
Ego: Don’t worry. I’ll explain. So Barry is pretending to not remember Dr. Rogers because three years ago she didn’t remember meeting him at a barbecue.
Dr. Rogers: Yes. Before Macklemore concert.
Barry: Macklemore? So we met like in 2012 one time? Throwback. You really remember me? I’m curious as to why. Anyway, while you were being Dr. Gaslight, I was delivering this baby.[14 years earlier]
Dr. Rogers: Thanks for having us at your barbecue, Danielle, the grill master Acker.
Danielle: No problem. I wish you could come to the Macklemore concert later.
Dr. Rogers: I can’t. I have work. That’s why I’m dressed like this.
Barry: Clear path, clear path for Barry the hungry midwife.
Dr. Rogers: Hi,, I’m Jill. Nice to meet you.
Barry: It’s nice to meet you, too. Wow. I love your hair. I’ve always wanted to do long.
Dr. Rogers: Really? I don’t think that’s a good idea. I wouldn’t recognize you if I saw you again in the future.
Barry: Ha-ha, is that a threat?[17 years after the barbecue and Macklemore concert]
Dr. Rogers: Mrs. Murphy, long Time no see. I can’t believe this is baby number two.
Mrs. Murphy: I know life happens so fast. Oh, and this is my midwife. You guys remember each other, right?
Barry: Actually, we do. I’m so sorry, Dr. Rogers. I owe you an apology. I pretended not to remember you because you didn’t remember me. And it made me so furious.
Dr. Rogers: I’m sorry, Barry. I felt so bad that I didn’t remember you. It made me feel embarrassed.
Barry: Are you serious? I was pretty emotional jerk.
Jeff: Oh my god. Did we miss it? Barry, Dr. Rogers, this is my husband and my first daughter Kayla. You delivered her.
Dr. Rogers: Hi, Kayla.
Barry: Nice to meet you.
Kayla: Actually, we’ve met.
Barry and Dr. Rogers: Well then, it’s nice to see you, okay?