Rob… Harry Styles
Ego Nwodim[Starts with a video clip of a commercial building]
Kenan: I’ve got to say. I think it’s a done deal. So, fingers crossed.[Cut to inside the office]
Heidi: Okay, everybody. The contracts are officially signed.[Everybody is celebrating] [Cut to Heidi and Rob]
So, lunch is on the company today. And our new intern, Rob from the UK, is going to pick it up. Thank you, Rob.
Rob: No problem.
Heidi: So, where are we going? Any suggestions?[Cut to Melissa]
Melissa: There is a new Thai place that’s supposed to be good.[Cut to Ego]
Ego: Or, how about pizza? That’s always fun to share.[Cut to Heidi and Rob]
Rob: Sorry, can I make a suggestion?
Rob: Cool. I thought I could get us all those new chicken sandwiches from Popeye’s.[Cut to Kenan. He is staring at Rob.]
Kenan: From where now?[Cut to Rob]
Rob: From Popeye’s. They don’t have one in England but it’s just like KFC, right?[Cut to Kenan.]
Kenan: No. No, it’s not.[Cut to Rob]
Rob: Either way, I thought I could go there by myself and get like 15 chicken sandwiches.[Cut to Ego staring at Rob.]
Ego: By yourself? So, what you want to go to a Popeye’s alone in the middle of the lunch rush, then buy up all the chicken sandwiches?[Cut to Rob]
Rob: Yes. That’s the plan.[Cut to Kenan.]
Kenan: Is there even a Popeye’s around here?[Cut to Rob]
Rob: Sure. I found one just down the street on Frederick Douglass Boulevard.[Cut to Ego and Kenan staring at Rob]
Kenan: Did you say Frederick Douglass Boulevard?[Cut to Rob]
Rob: Yes. It’s right between the liquor store and the foot locker.[Cut to Ego and Kenan staring at Rob. Ego stands.] [Cut to Melissa]
Melissa: Sounds great. I love chicken sandwiches.[Cut to Heidi and Rob]
Heidi: Sure, I’m down. I heard their chicken sandwich was so popular that they were out of them for three months.[Cut to Melissa]
Melissa: Yeah. And when people discovered that they didn’t have any left, they didn’t like it.[Cut to Kenan.]
Kenan: Man, they went crazy.[Cut to Rob]
Rob: I’ll be fine. But I hear there’s a line out the door every afternoon. I’m sure they’ll just let me cut. I’ll just go in and say, “Give me every chicken sandwiches you have, I’m in a hurry.”[Cut to Ego looking at Kenan] [Cut to Kenan]
Kenan: Do you really think you can do that?[Cut to Rob]
Rob: Absolutely. Don’t worry. Even though I’m just an intern, I get things done. I don’t mind yelling if I need to. Even if the cashier is a woman.[Cut to Chris (Cleaner) staring at Rob]
Chris: I don’t even know you but I don’t think I can let you do this.[Cut to Rob]
Rob: Don’t worry. I’ll be fine.[Cut to Kenan]
Kenan: Rob, at least take me with you. You can’t carry all that food.[Cut to Rob]
Rob: No way. I’m the intern and it is my job. And I can hold a lot of sandwiches. I’ll just wear my big backpack and my long coat.[Cut to Ego and Kenan]
Both: No.[Cut to Chris]
Chris: Okay, you gonna die.[Cut to everybody]
Kenan: Okay, look. I’ve got to level with you. There are not many things in this country [Cut to Kenan and Rob] where our people get first dibs but the Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich, that’s one of them.
Ego: It’s like, [Cut to everybody] you have to take a step back on this one. Alright? Imagine if I went to a whole foods and bought up all those white claw seltzers you all like.[Cut to Heidi staring at Ego]
Heidi: That’s just selfish.[Cut to everybody]
Kenan: You see? You see that reaction right there? Imagine that times a million.
Chris: We cannot put you in the middle of that situation like that.[Cut to Kenan and Rob]
Rob: Sorry. I’m going. I have to.
Rob: I have to.
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