• 2018

    It’s a Wonderful Trump Cold Open | Season 44 Episode 9

    Donald Trump… Alec Baldwin Clarence… Kenan Thompson Sarah… Aidy Bryant Kellyanne… Kate McKinnon Donald Jr. Trump… Mikey Day Eric… Alex Moffat Melania… Cecily Strong Hernia… Heidi Gardner Michael Cohen… Ben Stiller Mike Pense… Beck Bennett Brett Kavanaugh… Matt Damon Robert Mueller… Robert De Niro [Starts with a black and white video clip of bell ringing] [Cut to address board saying ‘You are in Washington, D.C.’][Cut to video clips of White House office] Unknown speaker 1: And lord, please help Donald Trump. He’s not a good man, but he is in trouble. Unknown speaker 2: Joseph, Jesus and Mary, help Mr. Trump tonight. He’s a nightmare, but he’s all I got. Melania:…

  • 2019

    Mueller Report Cold Open | Season 44 Episode 16

    Robert Mueller… Robert De Niro William Barr… Aidy Bryant President Trump… Alec Baldwin Rudy Giuliani… Kate McKinnon [Starts with written video clip of the narrator] Narrator: And now, Robert Mueller finishes his report, William Barr summarizes the report, and Donald Trump tweets his reaction to the summary. [Cut to Robert Mueller on his desk reading his report] Robert Mueller: Dear Attorney General Barr, officials from the Justice Department and esteemed members of Congress. [Cut to William Barr summarizing the report] William Barr: Hey, guys, William Barr here. You might want to sit down for this one. [Cut to President Trump tweeting on his mobile phone in his office] President Trump: Guess what?…