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Chad Horror Movie | Season 44 Episode 14

Ferguson Toddle, Scream-like killer … John Mulaney

Chad… Pete Davidson

[Starts with a house at night. Chad is watching TV alone. The phone rings. Chad answers the phone.]

Chad: Hello?

Scream-like killer: Hello Chad.

Chad: Who is this?

[Cut to Scream-like killer]

Scream-like killer: Ah, ah, ah. I ask the question here.

[Cut to Chad]

Chad: This Matt?

Scream-like killer: No. Tell me Chad–

Chad: This Kelly?

[Cut to Scream-like killer]

Scream-like killer: No, do you want to play a game?

[Cut to Chad]

Chad: Oh, no thanks.

[Chad hangs up the phone]

[The phone rings again]

Chad: Hello?

[Cut to Scream-like killer]

Scream-like killer: Sorry, Chad. You can’t say no to a game [Cut to Chad] that you’re already playing.

Chad: Okay.

Scream-like killer: And Ill know if you’re cheating, Chad, because I’m watching you right now.

[Cut to Scream-like killer watching what Chad is doing in the screens before him]

[Cut to Chad]

Chad: Okay.

[Cut to Scream-like killer]

Scream-like killer: And because I’m there, I’ll let you put some shorts on before we start.

[Cut to Chad. He is naked from the bottom.]

Chad: I’m good.

[Cut to Scream-like killer]

Scream-like killer: I’m not asking.

[Cut to Chad]

Chad: Oh, okay.

Scream-like killer: Tell me Chad,  what’s your biggest fear?

Chad: Dick falls off.

[Cut to Scream-like killer]

Scream-like killer: But I bet you [Cut to Chad] also fear death, and if you lose my game, your pretty little throat will get slit.

[Cut to Chad]

Chad: Ha-ha, slit.

Scream-like killer: Turn the patio light on.

Chad: Okay.

Scream-like killer: I have something I want you to see. [Pete is trying to turn the patio lights but he keeps on using the wrong switches] That’s no. Patio lights.

Chad: Okay.

Scream-like killer: No, that turned on the hall light. The other one. Patio lights. No. Oh my god. Never mind. Your girlfriend’s head is out there.

Chad: I don’t have a girlfriend.

Scream-like killer: Then who is Ashley.

Chad: We just [Bleep].

[The doorbell rings]

Scream-like killer: Ah, the pizza’s here Chad. Better answer the door.

Chad: Lit.

[Chad leaves the phone at the couch]

Scream-like killer: Strange that you didn’t order pizza. Hello?

[Chat opens the door]

[Chad takes the pizza from the pizza guy. The pizza guy is stabbed on stomach and dying but Chad doesn’t notice and closes the door.]

Chad: Thanks.

Scream-like killer: Shame about the pizza guy, [Cut to Chad eating pizza on the couch] but now you know the game is real, and the stakes are – Chad, can you get a plate. [Cut to Scream-like killer] You’re eating pizza over your mom’s white couch and rug, [Cut to Chad] and I know you’re going to spill it. There’s one under the pizza box.

Chad: Okay. [Chad raises the pizza box to get the plate. The whole pizza falls off the box] Got it.

[Cut to Scream-like killer standing in front of Chad]

Scream-like killer: Hello Chad.

Chad: [Chad not realizing it’s the same person on the phone] Hold up. Hello.

Scream-like killer: No chad, I’m the person who was on the phone.

Chad: Oh, what up? [Chat hangs up the phone]

[Cut to Scream-like killer]

Scream-like killer: You might remember me Chad. We grew up together. You called me every name in the book [Cut to Chad] except my own. [Cut to Scream-like killer opens the mask. He is very angry] Ferguson Toddle.

[Cut to Chad]

Chad: Oh, nice to meet you.

[Cut to Ferguson Toddle]

Ferguson Toddle: We’ve met. All through middle school you tormented me. You teased me. You made my life a living hell.

[Cut to Chad]

Chad: Oh, my bad.

[Cut to Ferguson Toddle]

Ferguson Toddle: You slept with my girlfriend.

[Cut to Chad]

Chad: Oh, I’m sorry.

[Cut to Ferguson Toddle]

Ferguson Toddle: My sister.

[Cut to Chad]

Chad: A word?

[Cut to Ferguson Toddle]

Ferguson Toddle: My mother.

[Cut to Chad]

Chad: She good?

[Cut to Ferguson Toddle]

Ferguson Toddle: hatred towards you grew in me like a cancer, a cancer that rotted away until I—are you watching TV? [Ferguson Toddle looks at the TV]

[Cut to Chad]

Chad: Ridiculousness.

[Cut to the TV]

TV: Yo, this kid falls right the hell off his –

[Cut to Ferguson Toddle]

Ferguson Toddle: Chad, do you understand what’s going on?

[Cut to Chad]

Chad: Safety.

[Cut to Ferguson Toddle]

Ferguson Toddle: I’m going to kill you, Chad.

[Cut to Chad]

Chad: Oh, no thanks.

[Cut to Ferguson Toddle]

Ferguson Toddle: Oh, I’m afraid [Ferguson raises his knife] you don’t have a choice. Ha-ha-ha. [Ferguson Toddle tries to run towards Chad but slips on the fallen pizza and stabs himself] Game over, Chad. [Ferguson Toddle dies]

[Cut to Chad]

Chad: Okay.

Author Don Roy KingPosted on May 12, 2019December 11, 2019Categories 2019Tags Chad, Chad horror movie, Ferguson Toddle, John Mulaney, Pete Davidson, Scream-like killer, Season 44Leave a comment on Chad Horror Movie | Season 44 Episode 14

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