Cookie… Taraji P. Henson
[Starts with Sesame Street intro]
Male voice: This week on Sesame Street, the count is making cupcakes.
[Cut to Count Von Count counting cupcakes]
Count Von Count: Five, six and seven. Seven cup cakes. Ha-ha-ha.
[Cut to Elmo]
Male voice: Elmo’s got a new backpack. And Cookie is being a real monster.
[Cut to Cookie Monster]
Cookie Monster: Who? Me?
Cookie: No, me.
[Cookie from Empire walks in]
Cookie Monster: Wow, wow, wait a minute.
Male voice: From the hit show, Empire, it’s special guest Cookie.
[Cut to Ernie]
Ernie: Hey, Bert. I’ll change my apple for half of your sandwich.
[Cut to Bert and Ernie. Cookie from Empire walks in]
Cookie: No, uh-uh! He’s trying to play you. What you trying to do, big man?
[Cut to Ernie looking worried]
Ernie: But- but–
Cookie: B-B-B-But! Oh, now you can’t speak English?
[Cut to Bert looking shocked]
Male voice: Relationships will crumble.
[Cut to Cookie from Empire with Big Bird and Mr. Snuffleupagus]
Cookie: You remember something, Snuffy, I knew this bird first.
Mr. Snuffleupagus: Can’t we all be friends Cookie?
Cookie: Snuffy, you need to stop rapping like you from the streets, coz you not about that life!
Male voice: And this week, Cookie is gonna get what’s her’s.
[Cut to Cookie Monster and Cookie from Empire]
Cookie Monster: You want to share me cookie?
[Cookie Monster shows Cookie a cookie]
Cookie: Oh, no baby, Cookie don’t share.
Male voice: No matter what the cost.
[Cut to Cookie from Empire and Murray Monster]
Murray Monster: Oh, no! I can’t find Elmo anywhere.
[Murray Monster looks at Cookie. She is wearing a red fur coat.]
Oh, wait a minute. Cookie, where did you get that red fur?
Cookie: Don’t you worry about it baby!
Male voice: Betrayal, revenge, sing-a-longs.
[Cut to Sesame Street characters singing with Cookie from Empire]
Cookie: Y’all are freaks. That’s good. I can mark at that.
Male voice: Sesame Street, starring Taraji P. Henson.
[Cut to Cookie]
Cookie: The P is for Puppet! Hmph!
[The end]