Jake… Michael B. Jordan
Heidi Gardner[Starts with a clip of a daughter stuffing her toys inside toilet and her parents are frustrated]
Female voice: As a homeowner, you never know what’s going to go wrong.
Daughter: I wanted to give them a bath.[Jake walks in]
Jake: Luckily, State Farm has you covered no matter what the issue. And what the State Farm, you can file a claim and second So you can get back to your life.
Heidi: Wow, that was easy. Thanks Jake from State Farm.
Jake: Like a good neighbors, State Farm is their.
Mikey: Guess I won’t be late for work after all.
Jake: One more thing. Is this dryer safe? [showing a stuffed animal]
Mikey: Bye, huh.
Heidi: Have a great day. [to Jake] Hey, do you want a cup of coffee?[Mikey looks back suspiciously]
Jake: I’d love one.
Female voice: No matter what your insurance needs, State Farm has a policy for you.[Mikey enters his home]
Mikey: Hello? [Jake is playing with his kids] Oh, Jake from State Farm, you’re still here.
Jake: Unlike other insurance companies, State Farm’s here for you 24/7.
Mikey: Right. So what’s the plan for dinner?
Heidi: Oh, Jake and the kids and I went out for pizza. But there should be stuff in the fridge to make a sandwich.[Jakes leaving and Mikey’s watching Jake play with his kids] [Mikey wakes up the other morning. Heidi is not in bed.] [Mikey is watching TV. He hears car coming to his home. So he stands up and opens the door. Jake walks in with his wife and his kids.]
Jake: Wow, look who’s up, Sleepyhead. Think fast. [throws keys to Mikey]
Mikey: Hey, where the hell were you?
Heidi: Jake thought it’d be nice to take the kids to church.
Mikey: To church?
Heidi: Yes. To church. And I happen to agree. Now excuse me.[Mikey is watching Jake teaching his daughter to play piano]
Jake: See? You’re getting better. You’re a natural. Give me some.[Mikey is watching Jake playing ball with his son]
Jake: Oh, some heat.[Mikey is watching Jake laughing with his wife] [Mikey is looking at Geico Insurance on the internet at night. Jake appears behind him.]
Jake: Looking for better rates?
Jake: You know you won’t find them. State Farm’s rate match, even if you do find cheaper coverage, we’ll just match it. [kisses Mikey’s head and leaves]
Mikey: [to Heidi] This is my house and I want him gone. He is not a good neighbor.
Heidi: Get your finger out on my face.[Jake walks in, pushes Mikey to the wall and whispers on his ear.]
Jake: [whispering]Save even more when you bundle home and auto.[Mikey is sleeping on the couch. Jake is walking to the bedroom with Heidi.]
Jake: Sleep tight.[Mikey is getting anxiety]
Mikey: [screaming] I just wanted a policy![Mikey is drunk and walking on a bridge]
Mikey: [singing] Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there
and here and in my bed with my wife
he took everything, everything
Police: Step away from the edge. You don’t have to do this buddy. [It’s actually Limu and Doug] LIMU and I can help.