Mina… Gal Gadot
Kyle Mooney
Aidy Bryant
Kate McKinnon
Prince… Beck Bennett
[Starts with Story Book Classics intro]
Male voice: WE now return you to ‘Story Book Classics’ presents, The Maiden and the Mice.
[Cut to Mina getting in a room]
Mina: Oh, no! All is lost.
[Cut to the mice]
Kyle: What’s wrong, Mina?
Aidy: Don’t cry, Mina.
Kate: We love you.
[Cut to all]
Mina: Oh, my good, good mice. My evil stepmother. She stole my gown right before the ball, and the prince is on his way.
[Cut to the mice]
Kyle: Never fear, Mina.
Aidy: You can still go to the ball.
Kate: Because we made you a dress!
[Cut to Mina]
Mina: What? Oh, little mice. You are my best and dearest friends. Where is it?
[Cut to the mice]
Aidy: We will show you.
[Cut to all. The mice pull the divider in front of Mina and starts changing her dress.]
Aidy: Okay. We’ll help you. There we go. A thread is here.
Kyle: That’s the buttons. Perfect.
Aidy: Amazing!
Kate: Incredible.
[The divider is removed. The dress is horrible.]
Kyle: Oh, Mina, it’s perfect.
[Cut to Mina]
Mina: Oh! It’s– whoa!
Kyle: See, speechless!
[Cut to the mice]
Aidy: She loves it.
Kate: You do love it, right princess?
[Cut to Mina]
Mina: Oh, yeah. Of course I do. It’s just a lot.
[Cut to the mice]
Aidy: What does that mean?
[Cut to Mina]
Mina: Oh, no, don’t get me wrong. It’s great. I just– I might take it with me and put it on there when I get there.
[Cut to the mice]
Kate: Why? You’re already wearing it.
Aidy: Princess, if you don’t like it, please, just say so.
[Cut to Mina]
Mina: It’s just not really me. You see, I would never choose this for myself.
[Cut to the mice]
Kyle: Well, we can add more hair balls if you want.
[Cut to Mina]
Mina: Um, maybe.
[Cut to the mice]
Kate: Is it a maybe? Or is it a no?
[Cut to all]
Mina: Okay. If I’m being completely honest…
Kyle: Oh, sure, start now.
[Cut to Mina]
Mina: Well, it’s made of rags and bags and chunks of dust.
[Cut to the mice]
Aidy: Yeah. We’re working on a budget of zero dollars.
Kyle: And also, we’re mice. It’s a miracle we made anything.
[Cut to Mina]
Mina: I’m sorry. I just can’t wear this to the ball.
[Cut to the mice]
Kate: Okay. Okay, cool. Well, I wish we knew that before we spent nine hours on it.
[Cut to Mina]
Mina: Ah! I didn’t know you were definitely working on it. I mean, I heard you mention it but I didn’t realize it was a go.
[Cut to the mice]
Aidy: Yeah. My mom’s doing fine, by the way.
[Cut to Mina]
Mina: I’m sorry. I could maybe wear it to the afterparty.
[Cut to the mice]
Aidy: Look, we want you to wear it because you want to wear it, not because you’re humoring us.
[Cut to Mina]
Mina: Oh, guys. Come on. Look at this. There’s big holes in it and the stitches are uneven.
[Cut to the mice]
Kyle: Of course the stitches are uneven. Once again, we’re mice.
Aidy: Yes. The button is the size of my whole body.
Kate: We only live like, a year. We basically gave you our 20s.
[Cut to Mina]
Mina: And I appreciate it. But this is not an evening gown.
[Cut to the mice]
Kate: What do you know? You’re poor.
Aidy: Yeah. You’re poor. We live in a castle. We’re rich.
[Cut to Mina]
Mina: Stop calling me poor.
[Cut to the mice]
Kyle: You’re poor. Poor!
Mice: The prince!
[The prince walks in]
Prince: Mina, you look… wow.
Mina: Oh, my prince. I know. It’s terrible. All I have is a dress made by mice.
Prince: You mean… [Prince bows to the mice] You made this beautiful thing?
Aidy: Well, yes.
Prince: Would you accompany me to the ball?
Aidy: Oh, yes.
Mina: What? What about me?
Prince: Oh, sorry. I don’t date poor chicks. It gets messy real fast.
[The End]