Pete Davidson
Bambi… Dwayne Johnson
Thumper… Taran Killam
Flower, Ludacris … Jay Pharoah
Faline… Cecily Strong
Kyle Mooney
Bobby Moynihan
[Starts with a Disney movie teasers.]
Male voice: Walt Disney has brought the magic back by turning your favorite animated classics into live action. And in 2016, Disney brings you the biggest remake yet.
[Cut to Pete pinning a sign on a wood. The sign says ‘Hunting Season’.]
[A car stops behind him. Bambi walks out of the car.]
Pete: Who the hell are you?
[Cut to Bambi. He has big ears and is smoking.]
Bambi: I’m Bambi.
[Bambi starts shooting guns]
Male voice: From the duet of Furious 7, comes a new Disney Classic on Over Drive. Bambi. Starring Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson as Bambi.
[Bambi visits his mom’s graveyard]
Bambi: When I was a boy, they took away my mother.
[Cut to a deer hung on a wall]
[Cut to a boy screaming “Mommy”]
Now, it’s time for them to pay. Deerly!
[Cut to Thumper walking in. He has rabbit ears too.]
Male voice: Vin Diesel as Thumper.
[Cut to Bambi and Thumper]
Bambi: Why do they call you Thumper?
Thumper: Coz I’m always thumping.
Bambi: You’re always what?
Thumper: I’m always thumping.
Bambi: Yeah, yeah! It’s always something, huh?
Thumper: No. I’m always normal.
[Cut to Flower]
Male voice: Tyrese Gibson as Flower.
Flower: I smell bad, but I look good. Wow!
[Cut to Faline running and shooting.]
Male voice: And Michelle Rodriguez as Faline, AKA, the girl Bambi.
[Cut to Bambi, Thumper, Flower and Faline planning]
Bambi: They call themselves Tanglewood. They’re a hunting club. They kill for sport. Like it or not, we’re part of the game. Me, you and all our forest friends.
Thumper: I ain’t got friends. I got a herd.
Faline: It’s a suicide mission.
Bambi: Well, if we’re going out, we’re going out together.
Thumper: One last ride.
Flower: Whoow!
[A butter flies by and sits on Bambi’s nose]
[Cut to Bambi, Thumper, Flower and Faline walking with the guns going for the mission.]
[Cut to Bambi enters Tanglewood. There are two men sitting on sofas.]
Bambi: What’s the matter? Never seen a deer in the headlights?
[There is crossfire between the Tanglewood men and the animals]
Kyle: Where are they?
Bobby: When you see them, give me a sign.
[Cut to Bambi]
Bambi: Here’s the sign. Deer crossing mother-[bleep] [Bambi jumps and shoots]
Male voice: Bambi! Featuring the new single from Ludacris, “Wham, Bam, Bambi.”
[Cut to Ludacris music video]
Ludacris: [rapping] Wham, Bam, Bambi… Luda!
Male voice: Disney, Bambi. Get bucked, June 2016.