Vanessa Bayer
[Starts with six men watching the game and celebrating the scores]Vanessa: My husband and his friends love to watch the big game. But all their cheering and shouting can make them pretty hungry.
[Vanessa’s husband and friends yelling]That’s why I love Totino’s Pizza Rolls. The only game time snack that satisfies my hungry guys. And Tortino’s Pizza Rolls aren’t just delicious. They’re also easy to make. Simply–
[Vanessa’s husband and friends yelling]Wow, there really is a lot happening fast in this big game. So this Super Bowl–
[Vanessa’s husband and friends yelling]–why not treat your hungry guys–
[Vanessa’s husband and friends yelling]–to the delicious taste of Tortino’s.
[Vanessa’s husband and friends yelling]If they’re anything like my hungry guys–
[Vanessa’s husband and friends yelling]–they’ll love these cheesy bites–
[Vanessa’s husband and friends yelling]–more than their favorite team.
[Vanessa’s husband and friends yelling] [microwave sound] [Vanessa brings in the Tortino’s Pizza Rolls to the guys]Guys, the Tortino’s are ready. Hope I’m not interrupting the big game.
[The guys are staring at the TV but the TV is off.]There’s nothing on the TV. The screen is completely black.
[Vanessa’s husband and friends yelling]Steven! What’s going on! What have you guys been shouting at this whole time?
[Vanessa’s husband and friends yelling] [Vanessa drops all the Tortino’s Pizza Rolls]Okay, ha-ha. Very funny, Steven.
[Vanessa picks up scissors]Cut it out!
[Vanessa’s husband and friends yelling]Why are you doing this? Britney! Get in the car!
[Vanessa’s husband and friends shout and look at Vanessa. Their eyes are all black.]What’s happening to my hungry guys?
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