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Weekend Update Field Correspondent Sarah Sherman Gives an SNL Studio Tour

Colin Jost

Sarah Sherman

[Starts with Colin Jost in his set]

Colin Jost: Well guys, we are nearing the end of the season and here to tell us what she learned and give us a tour backstage is Weekend Update field correspondent, Sarah Sherman.

[Cut to Sarah Sherman walking within the audience]

Sarah Sherman: Hi, Colin. I’m gonna kick off the tour in our studio audience. It’s been a great show tonight with lots of great Weekend Update jokes from Michael Che specifically.

Colin Jost: Alright. Didn’t love the “specifically” there, Sarah, but Sure. Go ahead and take us backstage.

Sarah Sherman: God, so many legends have passed through these hallowed halls. Will Ferrell, Kristen Wiig, a bunch of crew guys you think I’m an ugly little boy? And oh my god. How cool? Here we have my clothing rack. This is where they keep my size zero pants.

Colin Jost: Yeah, those actually look like children’s pants?

Sarah Sherman: Children’s pants, sort of your area of expertise.

Colin Jost: Please, let’s not do this, okay Sarah?

Sarah Sherman: Oh, I’m actually just getting word right now that you should be quiet.

Colin Jost: All right. Okay. All right. Well, let’s just— Can we please just keep going with your backstage tour, okay?

Sarah Sherman: And what do we have here? Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Colin Jost dressing room. Or as our female interns like to call it “the Chamber of Secrets”.

[Sarah Sherman walks inside Colin’s dressing room]

Colin Jost: Okay, no. Nobody calls it that. Sarah please do not go in there.

Sarah Sherman: Too late. Folks, the scene in here is abysmal. On this mirror, Colin has put up all of his humiliating daily affirmations. “You are funny.” “You are handsome.” “You are the real king of Staten Island.” And this one just says “Reminder: Dinner tonight with Giuliani.”

Colin Jost: Sara I did not write those.

Sarah Sherman: Oh my God, Colin, what are you obsessed with me? [showing a full wall of pictures of her behind her]

Colin Jost: Those are are not mine. Those are not mine either. You clearly put those in there.

Sarah Sherman: Oh, really? What’s all this then? [she tries to show something, but it falls down accidentally. She’s looking down for it, but she can’t find it.] Aww, the thing that I threw?

[Colin Jost laughing out loud]

Colin Jost: Yeah, that was the news you were going to show, but you don’t have it.

Sarah Sherman: Oh my god, and what do we have here folks? It’s Colin’s famous intern kid. [Sarah Sherman pulls out a cover and inside, there’s an intern inside a pet cage.] Hello. Looks like somebody messed up a Starbucks order. Hey buddy, for next time Colin, likes his coffee with no milk, no sugar, no coffee and just vodka.

Colin Jost: Sarah, I told you. You have to stop putting interns in cages in my dressing room.

Sarah Sherman: Oh my god, Colin, are you collecting my underwear? Wow, I cannot believe you’re the guy I’ve been selling these to.

Colin Jost: Alright, someone please just cut her feed off.

Sarah Sherman: Oh, I’m actually just getting word right now that we have breaking news from the Update desk from my correspondent and best friend, Michael Che.

[Cut to Michael Che. There’s a picture of a poster of Colin Jost hushing Sarah at right top corner.]

Michael Che: Thanks, Sarah. This just in. Local panties sniffer Colin Jost wants to silence Sarah Sherman in his ongoing quest to tear down Jewish women? Back to you Colin.

Colin Jost: All right. Field correspondent, Sarah Sherman, everyone.

Sarah Sherman: Love you, Colin.

Colin Jost: For Weekend Update, I’m Colin Jost.

Sarah Sherman: And I’m Sarah.

Michael Che: I’m Michael Che. Goodnight.

Architectural Digest Tour

Beck Bennett

[Starts with “Architectural Digest Open Door” intro]

Female voice: “Architectural Digest Open Door” where we invite you to take an exclusive look at some of our favorite celebrity homes as they take us through the design techniques that makes each home unique.

[Cut to Beck Bennett opening the door.]

Beck: Hi, AD, this is Beck Bennett. And this is my home. Come on inside. [looks at the back of the door] Um, you don’t need to– you can just get over. [there are things placed in messy way] You don’t need to get that. That’s just some boxes.

[Beck Bennett starts the house tour.]

This is my home. This is like, the main room. This is where we like, watch TV and hangout.  That’s a candle. This is a window. Um, huh, there’s some tape on this. Sorry, just gonna get this. Hah! There’s a little piece of tape on the window.

Come on over here with me to the dining room. This is a calendar that we were using to keep track of how many days went by. And now, we’re just kind of I guess, keeping the puzzle pieces on there. And this is kind of like, the pile. I don’t know if you guys have this. We just like, don’t know what to do with a lot of this stuff.

This is like a cool, fancy Jenga that we got in Thailand which is one of our favorite places. I think Jenga is maybe, a big part of the culture there. Um, or I’m not sure. Actually, I don’t know.

This is a piano. Um, sometimes I like to come here and get creative. Um, and play some. [singing] Sometimes, some- sometimes sometimes I go. Um, brings me some calming energy and helps me escape. And my neighbor’s car. That’s his blue car.

This is sort of an organic thing. This is a new crack on the wall. Um, the house is over 100 years old and will just kind of get cracks in the walls sometimes. There’s a crack on the wall. There’s crack. There’s a crack. That’s a kind of a stain. Cracks right there. Crack up there. This was a big crack but we kind of smudged it with this stuff but we never painted over the smudge. Sort of a crack. There’s a crack. There’s a crack over there. That’s a crack. That’s a crack right above it. And this right here, this is a tape stain.

Well, AD, that was my home. Thanks so much for coming. See ya. Hey, was that good? What are the other homes like?