• 2019

    Mueller Report Cold Open | Season 44 Episode 16

    Robert Mueller… Robert De Niro William Barr… Aidy Bryant President Trump… Alec Baldwin Rudy Giuliani… Kate McKinnon [Starts with written video clip of the narrator] Narrator: And now, Robert Mueller finishes his report, William Barr summarizes the report, and Donald Trump tweets his reaction to the summary. [Cut to Robert Mueller on his desk reading his report] Robert Mueller: Dear Attorney General Barr, officials from the Justice Department and esteemed members of Congress. [Cut to William Barr summarizing the report] William Barr: Hey, guys, William Barr here. You might want to sit down for this one. [Cut to President Trump tweeting on his mobile phone in his office] President Trump: Guess what?…

  • 2018

    Weekend Update Trump Calls for End to Mueller Probe | Season 44 Episode 8

    [Weekend Update intro playing] Narrator: It’s “Weekend Update” with Colin Jost and Michael Che. [Cut to Colin and Michael in the news set] Colin Jost: Thank you very much. Good evening, everyone. Michael Che: Welcome to “Weekend Update”. I’m Michael Che. Colin Jost: I’m Colin Jost. [Cut to Colin. There’s a picture of Robert Mueller at the left top corner] Well, this week Robert Mueller released the teaser trailer for “Trump: End Game”[Picture changes to a picture of cover picture of a movie. It mimics “The Avengers End Game” movie] . Federal prosecutors said Friday that [Picture changes to Donald Trump on the left and Michael Cohen on the right] Michael…