Amy: First dates. Am I right? I was actually excited about this one. So of course, I got my period today.
Ego: I want a period option that’s convenient and discreet. So I don’t have to worry about leaks, odors or anything.
Chloe: When I’m at work. I don’t have time to run back and forth to the bathroom. I want to be able to forget all about it.
Female voice: Now you can with pinks period underwear, the super absorbent period panties that can hold up to 12 hours of you know what? You’ll be covered all day long no matter what. And the only person who has to know you’re on your period is you.
Amy: Now my period is my little secret.[a dog comes in barking and stars playing.]
Oh, a dog. Look at that.
Female voice: Finally, and underwear that’s as natural as you. Pinx period underwear is made of all organic materials and is way more eco friendly than tampons.
Chloe: I love not having to bring a bag of supplies wherever I go.
Ego: I love not having to think about it.
Amy: Now, I get to do me and Pinx does the rest.[another dog runs in and stars playing]
Mikey: Wow. Dogs really love you.
Amy: I have a cheeseburger in my pocket.
Female voice: Eeveryone is different. [now there are so many dogs playing with Amy] Pinx has options for every level of absorbency. Like, regular, super, tremendous, and biblical.
Amy: They’re just a great pair of underwear that can hold everything. I love Sinx. Sorry, Pinx.
Female voice: So no more hiding, no more plastic and no more stress.[A tiger is staring at Amy]
You should feel beautiful, human, attractive. Now you can walk proud. [All the animals at the zoo are staring at Amy] Have your period the way nature intended, with Pinx.[the animals are making noise]
Amy: What do you want to do for dinner?
Mikey: I can’t hear you.
Amy: You wanna get dinner?
Mikey: I cannot hear you.[Now, even the eagles are flying over Amy]
Amy: Oh my god, run.
Male voice: Pinx period underwear. This is the best idea we got.