Taran Killam
Vanessa Bayer
Bobby Moynihan
Aidy Bryant
Beck Bennett
Kyle Mooney
[Starts with video clips of country areas]
Female voice: The media has been saying some pretty negative things about Donald Trump. But what are real American’s saying?
Taran: The guy is a winner..
Vanessa: He is authentic.
Bobby: He’s the only one who has actually created jobs.
Aidy: He literally wrote the book on negotiating.
Beck: Trump’s an outsider. Washington needs that.
Kyle: I think he can make this country great again.
Female voice: So, when people ask why you support Donald Trump, you just tell them…
Taran: He’s gonna take our economy from here to here. [Taran has a Nazi band on his arm] And I like that.
Vanessa: [ironing her clothes] He’s not some cautious politician. He says what I’m thinking. [when Vanessa turns her cloth over, it’s a KKK robe.]
Bobby: [painting on a house] I don’t know what it is. I just like the guy. [Bobby climbs down the ladder. He had painted ‘White Power’ on a house.]
Aidy: Some of his ideas seem a little out there, but I like that he’s looking towards solutions. [Aidy has a lot of bulletin board notes over Muslims]
Beck: [sitting before the fireplace] He’s definitely not PC. [He throws books to burn the fire]
Kyle: [carrying logs] So, why do I support Trump? Three words. Good at business. [There are three KKKs dancing behind Kyle]
Female voice: A message from Racists for Donald Trump.