Cecily Strong[Starts with SNL monologue intro] [Cut to SNL stage] [Band is playing music]
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Will Farrell.[Will Farrell walks in and to the stage. His forehead is bleeding.] [cheers and applause]
Will Farrell: Thank you. Thank you. Oh, my god. Hello. Oh, wow! Look at this. My name is Will Farrell. Yes, I can’t believe this is happening. I have dreamt of standing on this stage my whole life. I’m sorry, I’m getting emotional. I mean, me, Will Farrell? On Saturday Night Live? What? Wow! It’s been a wile week. Monday, I met with the writers. Wednesday was the table read. And just now, I while I was doing my quick change back there, I hit my head on a steel beam so hard, I heard a crack. And then a whoosh of wind. And after that, I can’t remember a thing. Except that I was going to sing.[music playing] [singing] I think I’m gonna like it here
used two room, and a tomb
where I’d sit and freeze
get me now, holy cow
won’t someone pinch me please?
I wanna see everything. What do you say we go on a tour around the studio? Do you want to? Do you want to ? [cheers] Come on! Let’s go. [Will Farrell jumps off the stage] I’m tired. I’m tired. I’m suddenly very tired. I can’t walk. I can’t see either. Why is my head wet?[Will Farrell walks to the audience.]
Sir, how are you? [while Will Farrell touches the audience, he rubs all his head’s blood on him.] That’s great. I need to sit.[Will Farrell pushes the audience away and takes his seat] [singing] Used two room, in a room
where I room the room
do you know, party dough,
hiddy ho, where you are?
Is the show over? How were the reviews? What did vulture.com say? Huh? Tell me. Someone tell me.[singing] You’re gonna like the way you look
I guarantee it.
Female Audience: Dude, you need to go to the hospital.
Will Farrell: [pointing at her] Lorne Michaels, everyone. The rudest man in show business. You know you are. Now, someone wrestle me.[Kenan Thompson and Cecily Strong walk in to take him to the stage]
The two of you?
Kenan: Okay. Okay. No, no, no.
Cecily: It’s alright.
Kenan: Let’s just go up there.[They reach the stage]
Will Farrell: Oh, oh. Is it time to introduce the musical guest? Right. Ladies and gentlemen, Match Box 20.
Cecily: No, no, no, no.
Cecily: Finish the monologue
Will Farrell: You guys do too many song monologues, you know what?
Cecily: We know.
Kenan: That we know. Okay. Come on.[they receive a hospital bed]
Kenan and Cecily: [singing] We have but one request[Will Farrell lays on the bed]
Please put us to the rest
we think you’re gonna like it here.
Will Farrell: [laying on the bed] We’ve got a great show. Chris Stapleton is here.
Will Farrell: And Nelly Furtado.
Will Farrell: So stick around. We’ll be right back.