Baby Yoda… Kyle Mooney[Starts with Michael Che in his set]
Michael Che: With Disney+’s new Obi Wan Kenobi series on the way, it’s a great time to be a Star Wars fan. Here to catch us up on all things Star Wars is baby Yoda.[Baby Yoda slides in]
Baby Yoda: I love you, man. Che! What? Ooh!
Michael Che: What’s up, Baby Yoda? I love you too. How’s life? You got a new vibe.
Baby Yoda: Life is all good Michael. Real good. Season three, man no coming up, blah blah blah. Work, work, work. [making noise] Yeah, it is very enlightening time for me because actually, I’m spiritual now.
Michael Che: That’s right. You studied the ways of the Force, right?
Baby Yoda: Okay, relax nerd. You know when an Ayahuasca retreat is?
Michael Che: Yeah sure.
Baby Yoda: Yeah so, I basically did that with a bunch of pills and weed. And instead of a spiritual guide walking us through it, my boy Tom Holland got on the AUX cable, and I saw God, I was like, “Oh, snap!”
Michael Che: God. Well, it sounds like a great time. Just make sure you stay safe, man.
Baby Yoda: No, I don’t tell me what to do. But yeah, I’m feeling really peaceful these days. Getting into crystals, red sticks, spicy guacamole. Even got a little community going, very old mindful individuals. Yeah. So, me, Jared Leto, Santana featuring Rob Thomas, Bob the Builder and Tila Tequila.
Michael Che: Sounds like a good crew dude.
Baby Yoda: Yes, of course. But look, I love everyone man. Even my haters.
Michael Che: Really? Because you had some strong words for one hater in particular over the years.
Baby Yoda: Yeah, that’s true, but I’m older now. And I just want to say, baby Groot, I know we had our issues. But I mean this from the bottom of my heart. I really, really don’t like you. Next time I see you, I will chop you down like palm onion, sprinkle you on my blunt and smoke you while I’m in the hot tub with your girl. That being said, I love you. And I always got your back.
Michael Che: What?
Baby Yoda: Come on, man. I’m just a baby.
Michael Che: Baby Yoda, everybody.