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Mom Jeans

Moms.....Rachel Dratch, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph
Dad.....Chris Parnell

[ open on a mom unloading the groceries from the back of the family van, as the kids run loose ]

Announcer: Are you looking for the perfect gift for Mom this Mother's Day? Introducing Mom Jeans, exclusively at J.C. Penney.

Jingle: "Mom Jeans.. Mom Jeans.."

[ show four moms posing in the jeans ]

Announcer: Mom Jeans fit Mom just the way she likes it.

Jingle: "Mom Jeans.. Mom Jeans.."

[ show the extra-rounded shape of mom's bottom in her new jeans ]

Announcer: She'll love the 9-inch zipper and casual front pleats. Cut generously, to fit a mom's body. She'll want to wear them to everything, from a soccer game to a night on the town.

[ Dad frowns at the sight of Mom's new jeans ]

Announcer: And with your choice of ankle length, Capri length or shorts, you'll find the perfect jean for even the least active of moms.

Jingle: "Mom.. Mom Jeans.."

Announcer: So this Mother's Day, don't give Mom tht bottle of perfume. Give her something that says, "I'm not a woman any more. I'm a Mom."

Jingle: "Giving up.. giving up.. put on your Mom Jeans."

Announcer: Get a free Applique Mom Jeans Vest with every purchase. This weekend at J.C. Penney.