Saturday Night Live Transcripts  Season 35: Episode 21 09u: Betty White / Jay-Z Betty White’s Monologue …..Betty White Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen — Betty White! Betty White: Thank you, thank you, thank you very much! I don’t believe this! I just can’t believe that I am hosting “Saturday Night Live”. Um, I’m not sure — … Continue reading SNL Transcripts: Betty White: 05/08/10: Betty White’s Monologue