Saturday Night Live Transcripts  Season 1: Episode 1 75a: George Carlin / Billy Preston, Janis Ian TriopeninWritten by: Tom Schiller Announcer …Hands … Chevy Chase [Close-up of spotlit hands on a black background.] Announcer V/O: Arthritis in the adult is painful,lonely, and sometimes difficult to manage. [The sore, aching hands massage one another’s joints.] Arthritis … Continue reading SNL Transcripts: George Carlin: 10/11/75: Triopenin