Docimo… MIkey Day
Docima… Emily Blunt
Caren… Leslie Jones
Beck Bennett[Starts with Bobby speaking to a crowd]
Bobby: Welcome to the Honda Robotics Lounge here at Nexcon. We are offering glimpses into Honda’s advancements in robotic technologies all day. And if everyone could put their phones on airplane mode for this next portion, that would be great. Now, is anybody hungry? Coz I got some good news. We hired a couple of caterers for this event. You might recognize them actually. They are Honda’s second generation mobile smart bots, Docimo and Docima.[The door behind Bobby opens. Two robots walk out.]
Docimo: Would you like a Mac and cheeseballs?
Bobby: Wow. Yes, I would. Thank you Docimo. And what do you have there Docima?
Docima: Would you like a crunchy mini quesadillas?
Bobby: Oh, yes ma’am!
Docimo: Hey! Those are for the guests.
Bobby: [laughing] Okay, great job you two.
Docimo: Pound it.
Bobby: Okay. Now, would you please serve our guests?[Docima walks down and towards the guests]
Docima: Do you want a crunchy mini quesadillas?
Bobby: Wow! Look at her go, folks. And what are you still doing up here, Docimo? Get down there with those mac and cheeseballs. I see some people’s mouths watering.
Docimo: Do you want a mac and cheeseball- ball- ball- ball- ball- ball.
Bobby: Oh! Ha-ha-ha. Looks like Docimo is having a little bit of trouble. Let’s get one of our Honda robo wranglers out here to fix him up. Okay, hey Caren.[The door behind Bobby opens. Caren walks in.]
Caren: Oh, man! I don’t know if this has been said but if anyone’s cellphone is not on wifi, it’s gonna mess with these things. Wifi please.
Bobby: Okay. Caren’s working on Docimo here but we still got Docima out there with mini quesadillas.[Cut to Docima talking to Kate very near to her ear.]
Docima: Would you like a tasty mini quesadillas?
Kate: I said no.
Docima: Would you like an oowy, gooey, yummy, delicious mini quesadillas?
Kate: I do not.
Docima: would you like a delicious, toasty, cheesy quesadillas.
Kate: I already had one and I didn’t like it.
Docima: Would you like an oowy, gooey, cheesy, delicious mini quesadillas?
Kate: It’s face is so cold.[Cut to Bobby and Docimo]
Bobby: Okay. And guess who’s ready with those mac and cheeseballs. Make sure you get some of these.
Docimo: Would you like a mac and cheeseballlllll–[Docimo falls sideways] [machine breaking sound] [Cut to Kate and Beck]
Beck: Man, I wanted one of those mac and cheeseballs.[Cut to Bobby]
Bobby: Okay. Caren, why don’t you come on out here again. Okay.[Caren walks out]
Caren: Man, I am telling I’m not playing. With the phone thing, text message did this to this dude. We got free wifi in here. Please.
Docimo: Would you like toasty mac and cheeseball? Pound it! Pound it!
Caren: Stop moving, dude!
Bobby: Okay. Well, while Caren gives Docimo a hand, does anybody have any questions about the exciting new Hondo robotics projects? Yes, sir.[Cut to Beck. Docima is still walking with the food tray and is trying to talk through the wall.]
Beck: What sort of practical purpose would your robots have in the everyday world?[Cut to Bobby]
Bobby: Now, that is an excellent question. Okay. But first sir, would you mind just giving Docima a little spin there please? Thank you.[Cut to Beck. He spins Docima a little.]
Docima: Would you like a toasty mini quesadillas?
Beck: No.[Docima follows Beck] [Cut to Bobby and Caren]
Caren: Sorry everyone, this one’s going back in it’s big plastic suitcase he lives in.[Docimo runs around] [Caren holds Docimo by the throat and hits him to the wall. Docimo falls.]
Stay down, dude!
Docimo: Do you want a mac and cheesebal.
Caren: Now for real, I’m going to check everybody’s phone here. [text message beep] Oh, oh, damn. Sorry. That was my phone. I’m sorry. My bad.