Miles Teller
Mikey Day
[Starts with people doing their work in the bank.]Ego: Hey, how are you today?
Male voice: I’m well.
Female voice: Perfect. You had it waiting for me.
[Miles and Mikey walk in. They look at each other, then pull out their handguns]Miles: Everybody on the ground. [people start panicking]
Mikey: [walking towards teller] You, we need everything from the vault in the bag.
Miles: We always say no one else to get hurt.
Bowen: Oh my god.
[Heidi is trying to open the vault]Mikey: Open the vault lady.
Heidi: I am going as fast as I can.
Mikey: Well, pick it up.
[The vault opens. Heidi gets inside the vault. Then there’s a phone beeping.]Miles: What was that?
Bowen: I’m sorry, I’m not calling the police, I swear.
Miles: Slide it over now or we kill you.
Bowen: I want you but I can’t. Because it’s-
Mikey: What is it?
Bowen: It’s time to be real.
Miles: Time to be what?
Bowen: Time to be real.
Ego: Wait, it is?
Andrew: I just got the notification, it’s time to be real.
Mikey: Okay, everybody shut up.
Miles: Yeah. Or tell us what being real is.
Bowen: It’s amazing. It’s this app that blew up over the summer. It’s the only honest social media.
Miles: You think I’m an idiot? Honest social media doesn’t exist.
Bowen: You’re so cynical. I was too. But with Be Real, you can only post once a day when the app sends out a notification.
Ego: So everyone post a pic at the same time no matter where they are, or what they’re doing.
Miles: Oh, so there’s no postures.
Mikey: Stop engaging.
Miles: It’s not status oriented and that’s why it’s called Be Real.
Bowen: Yes, sir. You’re getting it.
[Mikey shoots on the ceiling]Mikey: Everybody needs to shut— [people start taking pictures of them being robbed] What are you guys doing?
Bowen: We all have two minutes to post. Quick, quick, pose, pose.
[Miles poses for the photo]Miles: Wait, wait, wait. So is it a picture of you or me?
Bowen: That’s the other thing. It takes a front and back facing photo at the same time.
Miles: No, what? That is crazy.
Mikey: Do you guys like all work for Be Rea or something?
Andrew: No, we’re just so aligned with the mission of the platform.
Mikey: Okay. [Sarah is trying to move around] You don’t even think about it.
Ego: Where the hell is security? [The security are also taking pictures for the app] Come on, download it. You don’t want to post late.
Miles: What happens if we post late?
Andrew: It tells people.
Miles: No.
All: So then everyone knows that you being real wasn’t being real.
Miles: Okay. I downloaded it.
Mikey: Dude!
Miles: And I’m gonna be real…
Mikey: No!
Miles: About exactly what I’m doing.
Mikey: Don’t post this on social media.
Miles: No. [inspirational music playing on background] No more curation. I don’t care who knows what I’m doing right now. I’m gonna be real.
Mikey: No, no, no, no, no, no.
[Cut to pictures of Miles and Mikey in jail]Male voice: Download Be Real today. Before a couple of months before it stops being fun.