Ivanka Trump… Scarlett Johansson

[Starts with a woman walking inside a very fancy party.]

Female voice: Every man knows her name. [men looking at her turning their heads] Every woman knows her face. [Women looking staring at her] When she walks into a room, all eyes are on her. She’s Ivanka. And a woman like her deserves a fragrance all her own. A scent made just for her because she’s beautiful. She’s powerful. Because she’s beautiful. She’s powerful. [as she walks by candles, the candles go off.] She is [showing the bottle of perfume] Complicit.

She’s a woman who knows what she wants. And knows what she’s doing. Complicit.

She doesn’t crave the spotlight, but we see her. [She stand in front of the mirror and puts on lipstick] Oh, how we see her. [Inside the mirror, we see Donald Trump.] Complicit.

A feminist, an advocate, a champion for women. But like, how?

She’s loyal, devoted, but probably should have bounced after the whole ‘Access Hollywood’ bus thing. Oh, well.

Also, I bet when she watches ‘Titanic’, she thinks she’s Rose. Sorry, girl, you’re Billy Zane.

Complicit, the fragrance for the woman who can stop all this but won’t. Also available in a cologne for Jared.