
Saturday Night Live Transcripts

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Season 14: Episode 1

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October 15th, 1988

Matthew Broderick

The Sugarcubes

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Catherine O'Hara

Laurie Metcalf

Tom Davis
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The Graduate
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Summary: At a campaign fundraiser, Dan Quayle (Matthew Broderick) finds himself the object of Nancy Reagan's (Jan Hooks) seduction.

Recurring Characters: George Bush, Dan Quayle, Jeanne Kirkpatrick, Nancy Reagan.
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Matthew Broderick's Monologue
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Bio: Matthew Broderick (1962-). Actor; was offered Michael J. Fox's role in "Family Ties" sitcom, but turned it down because of his film schedule; films include: "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (1986), "Glory" (1989), "The Cable Guy" (1996), "Election" (1999); married to actress Sarah Jessica Parker since 1997.

Also Hosted: 97s.
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McDonnell-Rand
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Summary: Medical waste ad parody.
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The Five Beatles
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Summary: In his tell-all book, embittered Albert Goldman (Phil Hartman) recalls being kicked out The Beatles.

Recurring Characters: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Elvis Presley.

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Cooking with Monkey
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Summary: Don Winston (Dana Carvey) introduces his audience to an upscale restaurant where all the dishes are prepared exclusively from monkey.
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The Sugarcubes perform "Birthday"
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Bio: Alternative rock band from Iceland; members: Björk Guðmundsdóttir (vocals, keyboards), Einar Örn Benediktsson, Sigtryggur Baldursson (drums), Þór Eldon (guitar), Bragi Ólafsson (bass), Einar Melax (keyboards).
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Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
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Summary: A. Whitney Brown delivers "The Big Picture" on ??
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Nude Beach
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Summary: Bob (Dana Carvey) introduces shy Doug (Matthew Broderick) to the rest of the group of nudists who hang out on the beach. Together, they sing "The Penis Song".

Note: This sketch was cut from last week's dress rehearsal.

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Learning to Feel
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Summary: The two girl watchers (Tom Hanks, Jon Lovitz) try to meet women at their ten-year high school reunion.

Recurring Characters: Denise Venetti, Neil Simmons.
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The Sugarcubes perform "Motorcrash"
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