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  Season 24: Episode 3




98c: Lucy Lawless / Elliot smith

Stevie Nicks' Fajita Round-Up

Stevie Nicks.....Lucy Lawless

Stevie Nicks: Hello, I'm Stevie Nicks. Do you like the music of my band, Fleetwood Mac? And do you like fajitas, flautas, quesadillas, and other Tex-Mex specialties? Then come on down to my new restaurant in Sedona, Arizona - Stevie Nicks' Fajita Roundup. In the seventies, I dedicated myself to witchcraft, Lindsay Buckingham, and cocaine. But now I use that same energy and dedication to bring you an affordable dining experience you'll never forget.

[ sings to the tune of "Rhiannon" ]
"Chicken fajitas taste real fine,
wouldn't you love to eat them?
My chips and salsa are mighty fine,
no one round here can beat 'em."

In my restaurant, I'll be singing some of the classic songs that made me famous, while serving up some of the finest Tex-Mex food in the Southwest - like the house specialty, "Burrito Dream".

[ sings to the tune of "Dreams" ]
"Now, there you go again, you say you want burritos.
I sure hope that you can keep 'em down.
It's only a flour tortilla, used to wrap around your meat now.
Have you any beans you'd like to share with the loneliness?"

When Mick Fleetwood and I started performing back in 1974, we had a vision that one day our music would be heard around the world.. while people are eating Mexican food in a restaurant.

[ sings to the tune of "The Chain" ]
"Rock on beef tostada,
take your silver spoon full of beans and rice.."

So, the next time you're craving a little Stevie Nicks' music, or a vegetable burrito, don't forget there's a special place for people just like you.

[ sings to the tune of "Landslide ]
"You placed an order, I wrote it down.
Three enchiladas, the best in town.
Then I saw my reflection in a big pile of nachos.
Until a landslide brought it down."

Announcer: Stevie Nicks' Fajita Roundup. Off Interstate 17, just two hours north of Phoenix. Every Tuesday, burrito specials just $2.99.


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