Pete Davidson
Kenan Thompson
Gray Worm
DJ Khaled
Paul Rudd
[Starts with Pete Davidson getting ready to rap. He is wearing a Game of Thrones shirt]
Pete Davidson: Game of Thrones, 10 seasons. I can’t believe it’s coming to an end. It’s like my favorite show ever. HBO. Here we go.
Jon Snow, Dragons, lotsa wolves
blue zombies, armored clothes, silver swords,
that extendo prostitute houses, lotsa wine,
and a big ass wall, never miss an episode.
[Music stops.]
[Cut to Kenan coming in]
Kenan Thompson: Yo! Pete!
[Cut to Pete]
Pete Davidson: Yo!
[Cut to Kenan. He opens his jacket and shows Pete his Game of Thrones shirt.]
Kenan Thompson: I didn’t know you like Game of Thrones. How come you never mentioned it before?
[Cut to Pete]
Pete Davidson: Oh, yes! I don’t really like to talk about my personal life. I don’t like that attention.
[Cut to Kenan Thompson]
Kenan Thompson: Hmm. Okay.
[Kenan leaves]
[Cut to Pete rapping. Music stars playing.]
Pete Davidson: Never miss an episode, there’s hobbits and toads
magic, muggles, I assume some crows
[Cut to Kenan looking at Pete. Music stops.]
Kenan Thompson: You assume some crows? Pete, this is my friend Gray Worm. [Gray Worm walks in]
[Cut to Pete]
Pete Davidson: Oh, hey, what’s up, man? Did you say your last name is Worm?
[Cut to Kenan and Gray]
Gray Worm: Yes, he has never seen the show.
Kenan Thompson: Yeah, you know nothing Pete Davidson.
[Cut to Pete]
Pete Davidson: I’m a penis.
[Cut to Kenan and Gray]
Kenan Thompson: Look, Pete. You don’t have to do a rap about Game of Thrones just because it’s the most popular show in the world right now.
[Cut to Pete]
Pete Davidson: So, what are you saying, then if I’m going to do an epic rap song for the season finale, it should be about a TV show I actually like?
[Music fades in]
[Cut to Kenan and Gray]
Kenan Thompson: Oh, no, I don’t think you should do a rap at all.
[Cut to Pete rapping and music playing]
Pete Davidson: Grace and Frankie. Grace and Frankie.
My favorite Tv show is [beep] Grace and Frankie.
Kenan Thompson: Why?
Pete Davidson: Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Martin Sheen,
Sam Waterson, that’s right son,
it’s a Netflix original, one of the first ones
going to be on for 5 seasons to see
oh! ladies is the reason you’ll thank me
Watch that show every day on the reggy
you laugh, you cry, you better grab a hankie
that’s right, I’m talking about —
[Cut to DJ Khaled in the video]
DJ Khaled: Grace and Frankie!
DJ Khaled, we the best!
Kenan Thompson: What?
DJ Khaled: Better than Game of Thrones.
Pete Davidson: Real quick, if you’re not here
let me catch you up a little bit on a smash hit
it’s so fantastic, they’re opposites
they run a business selling dildos
ain’t that classic?
Kenan Thompson: Guys, I just want to let you know this is getting expensive.
Pete Davidson: They once caught their exes kissing,
you don’t know what you’re missing
Grace dated Nelson, Frankie dated Ernie Hudson
they’re both like 80 something
riding hot air balloons like it’s nothing
think of bluffin’, let me tell you boy it sure is something
DJ Khaled: Grace and Frankie! They’re different but the friends. It’s a nice show. DJ Khaled!
[Cut to Paul Rudd comes in]
Paul rudd: Hey man! I’m here to do my Game of Thrones verse.
[Cut to Pete]
Pete Davidson: Oh, I changed it. Now you just rap about whatever your favorite TV show is.
[Cut to Paul]
Paul rudd: Any show I want?
My favorite TV show is Motherfu[beep] Grace and Frankie
rip a mic and again to motherfu[beep] Ant man
Season 4 is the [beep] guest starring Lisa Kudrow
Frankie moved to Santa Fe
to Graces this was unusual
Things starting cracking, Grace had that scooter accident
That’s the tip of the iceberg, have you touched our Sol and Robert?
DJ Khaled: Grace and Frankie. Remember, Robert had that sleep apnea? That was crazy.
Pete Davidson: The girls got their house back from their kids
sol can’t train a dog for shi–[Beep]
Frankie was sick and Grace might [beep] marry Nick.
DJ Khaled: Grace and Frankie, best in the game. DJ Khaled. We out!
Paul rudd: Yo, Thrones! I got a dragon you can sit on right here.
Pete Davidson: All right Paul. Sorry.