Tyler… Kyle Mooney
Ben… Beck Bennett
Maxie… Chris Pratt
Robbie[Starts with Tyler with his carpenter tools hanging a framed on the wall] [Tyler turns around and the canvas falls]
Ben: Please, don’t quit your day job.[Cut to Maxie walking in the door]
Maxie: [sighs] Hey, Ben. Hey Tyler.[Cut to Tyler walking forward]
Tyler: Hey, what’s up with you?[Cut to Maxie]
Maxie: I guess I’m just having trouble making friends outside.[Cut to Tyler and Ben]
Tyler: What? But you’re nice. If people don’t see that, then they don’t deserve to be your friend.[Cut to Mirage Diner. Maxie rides his bike past three kids.]
Robbie: Hey! You go pretty fast.[Cut to Maxie]
Maxie: I like to ride my bike fast.[Cut to the kids]
Robbie: You wanna be part of our group?[Cut to Maxie and the kids]
Maxie: Sounds cool. Thanks for letting me be a part of your group.
Robbie: No problem.[Cut to Tyler sticking the frame with tapes.] [Cut to the kids walking in the door]
Robbie: Is Maxie here?[Cut to Tyler and Ben]
Tyler: Yeah, he’s in his room.[The kids walk pass Tyler and Ben]
Robbie: Hey, that’s a really nice ball.
Robbie: Check you later, dudes.
Tyler: Check you later, dudes?
Ben: You’re not gonna let Maxie hang out with him, are you?
Tyler: Maxie is his own person. He’s not gonna be influenced by boys like that.[Cut to Maxie walking in dressed up like the kids.]
Maxie: We’re going outside.[Maxie and the kids walk pass Tyler and Ben.]
Tyler: Hey, just make sure you come back by 9 o’clock for your favorite TV show.
Maxie: No problem. Check you later, dudes.[Maxie leaves with the kids] [Cut to Tyler and Ben some time later]
Ben: Worrying is not gonna bring Maxie home any sooner.[Cut to Maxie comes home]
Tyler: Where were you?
Maxie: Listen, I’m sorry I’m late. Me and the guys ended up going to the park.[Cut to Tyler]
Tyler: I called the park. They’ve been closed for two hours. You missed our favorite show. I’m not gonna let you hang out with Robbie anymore.[Cut to Maxie]
Maxie: Hey, listen! You can’t tell who I get to hang out with. [Maxie walks away to his room] This is a fight! [Shuts the door] [Cut to Maxie and the kids in the hall listening to rock music.]
Maxie: Hey, Ice, wanna play ball?[Cut to Maxie]
Maxie: I wish. I don’t have a ball.[Cut to Robbie]
Robbie: I think where we can get one.[Cut to Maxie. There’s a ball behind him.]
Maxie: You wanna steal Ben’s ball?[Cut to Robbie]
Robbie: I’m not gonna steal his ball. You are. [Robbie shows a gun in his buckle] [Cut to Maxie taking the ball. Maxie and Maxie start playing the ball in the hall.] [Ben walks in and looks at all of them] [The kids run away.]
Maxie: Oh, hey, Ben. Is this your ball?[Cut to Ben. He looks upset and doesn’t reply] [Cut to Maxie]
Maxie: Ben, I need to talk to you. I knew that this was your ball.
Ben: I get it Maxie.
Maxie: I didn’t wanna steal it. But it’s just so hard to say no to my new friends.[Cut to Ben]
Ben: You mean the friends who just ditched you and left you hanging out to dry?[Cut to Tyler walking in the house]
Tyler: Hey, Ben, Maxie.[Cut to Ben and Maxie]
Maxie: Hey, Tyler. You were right about Robbie. [Cut to Tyler, Ben and Maxie] I’m sorry about our fight.[Cut to Tyler]
Tyler: Thank you for opening up to me. The fight is over.[Cut to Ben and Maxie]
Maxie: Cool[Ends with outro]