78a: The Rolling Stones
Pat: [ sees Joan drive up ] Hi, Joan!
Joan: [ getting out of her car ] Oh, hi, Pat!
Pat: I just thought I'd drop by today to see the color of the hand
towels you're using in the spare bathroom.
Joan: Oh, sure. Come on in.
Pat: [ sniffing ] Hmm.. something sure smells like lilac. Are you
wearing a new perfume?
Joan: Thanks, Pat! But it's not me - it's my car.
Pat: Your car smells that good?
Joan: Sure.. [ reaches into her shopping bag ] ..with AutoScent, the
internal combustion deodorizer.
Pat: [ reads the bottle ] AutoScent exhaust freshener.. [ happy ]
Lilac! How does it work?
Joan: Oh, it's so easy - here, let me show you. [ opens her
hood ] All you do is pump AutoScent into the carborator every 800 miles, or
whenever you want to change the scent.
Pat: Joan, you never told me you knew anything about carborators.
Joan: Oh, sure.. I can tear down a car in nothing flat! But you don't
have to do that to use AutoScent! [ sprays AutoScent into the carborator ]
My exhaust has been smelling like lilacs all week, but today I want it to
smell like a pine forest. Go ahead - smell the tailpipe.
Pat: [ kneels down to smell at the rear of the car as Joan presses
the exhaust pedal, releasing toxic smoke in the air ] Mmm! It really
Announcer: AutoScent - the automobile exhaust freshener. In four
exciting fragrances - Lilac, Lemon-Lime, Pine Forest, and Musk. An
environmentally-safe pump spray.