Alex Moffatt[Starts with clips of JJ Watt working out]
Male voice: I pride myself on being the best. I go with a distance and I push myself to the limit.
JJ Watt: But being the best is also about looking your best. And you can’t look your best when you have tired puffy under eyes. [Cut to JJ Watt wearing black mask under eyes] That’s why I use Olay Eye Black.
Female voice: Oil of Olay introduces the only Eye Black that also reduces puffyness. But it’s manly because it comes in a big black tub.[Cut to black and white video clip of JJ Watt wearing a helmet while press conference is going on]
JJ Watt: My puffy under eyes used to make me too shy to play football.
News Reporter: JJ, what’s with the puffy eye gab?[Cut to JJ Watt in the football field wearing Olay Eye Black]
Now I can stop worrying about fine lines and focus on the offensive line.[Cut to Kenan as an opponent]
Kenan: Yeah, what’s up, punk? Your skin looks amazing![JJ Watt throws Kenan down]
JJ Watt: With Olay Eye Black, my skin luminosity is off the charts insane! So easy to use, even guys can do it. You just grip it, rip it and stick it. Beat the hell out of dark circles with Olay Eye Black.[Cut to Beck looking at the mirror wearing Olay Eye Black]
Beck: This isn’t gay, right?
JJ Watt: It’s just gay enough.
Beck: Cool, either way. What is that smell?
JJ Watt: Jack Daniels, gasoline and a little bit of Matcha Extract.
Beck: Matcha what-a?
JJ Watt: Green tea.
Beck: Oh, hell yeah!
Female voice: Olay Eye Black is part of our all new Olay Bro Skin Line, including Brolay cleanses and scrubs. And now, introducing post strip nose tape.[Cut to Alex wearing a black tape on his bloody nose]
Alex: Just because your nose is shattered doesn’t mean it should be covered with black heads.[Alex rips off the tape]
Oh, my god!
Female voice: Oil of Brolay, available at Sephora and Dick’s sporting goods.