Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 3: Episode 15
March 25th, 1978
John Belushi's New Name
: After being slated to take over "Grizzly Adams", the network forces John Belushi to change his name to "Kevin Scott".
Christopher Lee's Monologue
: Christopher Lee shows off the trailers for his rejected horror films: "The Island Of Lost Luggage"; "The Thing That Wouldn't Leave", starring John Belushi; and "Dr. Jekyll And Mister Rogers", starring Vincent Price (Dan Aykroyd).
: Vincent Price.
My Fair Lady
: Henry Higgins (Christopher Lee) attempts to teach Baba Wawa (Gilda Radner) how to pronounce her R's.
: Barbara Walters.
Meat Loaf performs "All Revved Up & No Place To Go"
Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Dan Aykroyd
: Kevin Scott (John Belushi) rants about a recent supertanker oil spill. Bill Murray makes his Oscar picks.
Suggestions for Sadat
: Anwar Sadat.
Cold As Ice
Dell Stator's Rabbit Hut
Death to Watergate
: With help from Maureen Dean (Jane Curtin), a vampire hunter (Christopher Lee) sets out to kill Richard Nixon's (Dan Aykroyd) memoirs.
: Richard Nixon, Maureen Dean.
Meat Loaf performs "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
The Mr. Bill Show
: When "Mr. Bill Goes To The Circus", his arm is decapitated by helium balloons and he is shot out of a cannon by Ringmaster Sluggo.
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