Larry King's News & Views I
Larry King.....Norm MacDonald
[Bespectacled, suspender-wearing talk show host Larry
King bends over his typewriter and cranks out his
Announcer: If you're not reading "Larry King's
News & Views" in USA Today, then you're missing out on
the issues that matter.
Larry King: [into the camera] This is "News and
Views." You heard it here first, gang: if you only see
one film the rest of your life, it should be "Jungle 2
Baltimore is a dirty, ugly city!
Is it just me or is anyone else sick and tired of the
There isn't a better singer in the world than Boz
Sometimes I wonder if giving women the right to vote
wasn't a huge mistake!
Of all the laws of nature, the most important one just
might be -- gravity!
I don't care what anyone says. In my book, Ellen
DeGeneres is not gay!
Two "must-dos" in Washington, D.C.: you must visit the
Holocaust Museum and you must eat a corn dog at
Actor Don Johnson: one class act!
I have no tolerance for people who commit
Coca-Cola is a terrific cola but so is
Does anybody remember yo-yos?
I am still not a fan of Muhammad Ali!
Announcer: This has been U.S.A. Today's "News &
Views with Larry King."