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Larry King's News & Views I Larry King.....Norm MacDonald  [Bespectacled, suspender-wearing talk show host Larry King bends over his typewriter and cranks out his newspaper column.] Announcer: If you're not reading "Larry King's News & Views" in USA Today, then you're missing out on the issues that matter. Larry King: [into the camera] This is "News and Views." You heard it here first, gang: if you only see one film the rest of your life, it should be "Jungle 2 Jungle"! Baltimore is a dirty, ugly city! Is it just me or is anyone else sick and tired of the Pope? There isn't a better singer in the world than Boz Scaggs! Sometimes I wonder if giving women the right to vote wasn't a huge mistake! Of all the laws of nature, the most important one just might be -- gravity! I don't care what anyone says. In my book, Ellen DeGeneres is not gay! Two "must-dos" in Washington, D.C.: you must visit the Holocaust Museum and you must eat a corn dog at Chirpy's! Actor Don Johnson: one class act! I have no tolerance for people who commit rape. Coca-Cola is a terrific cola but so is Pepsi-Cola! Does anybody remember yo-yos? I am still not a fan of Muhammad Ali! Announcer: This has been U.S.A. Today's "News & Views with Larry King." Submitted Anonymously
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