SNL Transcripts: Miley Cyrus: 03/05/11: Les Jeunes de Paris


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 36: Episode 16

10p: Miley Cyrus / The Strokes

Les Jeunes de Paris

Francois…..Taran Killam
Marius…..Paul Brittain
French Guy…..Bobby Moynihan
Francois’ Girlfriend…..Miley Cyrus
French Girl #1…..Nasim Pedrad
French Girl #2…..Abby Elliott
Mime…..Andy Samberg

[ open on France 3 graphic, with female voiceover ]

[ cut to opening credits: Metro station, skaters, the Eiffel Tower, etc. ]

[ dissolve to Parisian club, as French Girl #1 stands in the center of the room ]

[ Francois and his buddies stand by the jukebox, laughing amongst themselves ]

[ Francois sees French Girl #1 and points her out to his approving buddies ]

[ Francois saunters over, speaks a pick-up line, then engages in some heavy lip action with French Girl #1 ]

[ suddenly, Girl enters the club ]

Francois’ Girlfriend: Francois!

[ she yells at Francois, who clumsily tries to make excuses, until: ]

Francois: Marius!

[ Marius thumps the jukebox, which begins to play “Tekitoi” by Rachid Taha ]

[ Francois holds his hands together and thrusts them between both girls, until all three begin to dance wildly at the center of the room ]

[ Francois holds out a long-stemmed rose to French Girl #1, who crumples it in her hands ]

[ Francois holds out a long-stemmed rose to the Girl, who takes a bite and chews the rose in her mouth ]

[ the entire room begins to dance wildly ]

[ Marius hands two glasses of wine to Francois, who hands one to each girl ]

[ both girls start to sip their glass of wine, then toss it in Francois’ face ]

[ everyone continues to dance wildy, as Francois dances off-frame ]

[ the two girls move closer to one another, ready to put up their dukes ]

[ Francois arises between them and tries to encourage them to fight, but they gang up on him instead ]

[ everyone continues to dance wildy again ]

[ the girls once again holds up their dukes to one another, ready for a fight ]

[ Francois arises between them again, and shoves a crepe into his mouth as the song hits a high note ]

[ Francois and the two girls dance in a ring-around-the-rosie motion, as Marius circles them ]

[ Francois’ girlfriend puts some dance moves on Marius ]

[ Francois reaches for a mime and puts some inappropriate dance moves on him ]

[ disgusted, the Mime mimes pouring water into a glass, tosses it into Francois’ face, then tugs his way out of the room across an invisible rope ]

[ French guy steps forward with a camera and flashes pictures of Francois and his gilfriend, who pose between arguing at one another ]

[ easels are placed before Francois and his girlfriend ]

[ she quickly paints a country setting ]

[ Francois quickly paints a topless man sitting on a large poodle ]

[ the two girls hold out their fists at Francois as they all perform a short dance step ]

[ two chairs are placed in the center of the room, as Francois and his girlfriend each take a seat and grab a book to read ]

[ Francois’ girlfriend reads from Camus, then reaches over to pull a Playboy Magazine from between the pages of his book and reveal her shock ]

[ Francois reaches inside the Playboy Magazine and pulls out a glass of wine, which he tosses into his own face ]

[ the chairs are pulled away, as Francois begins dancing with both girls ]

[ as the girls dance, Francois rips off his pants to reveal a red skirt, then he crosses his arms and grabs hands with each girl and continues to dance with them ]

[ a scuba diver performs a flip, then performs a split and holds up his arms at the same time as everyone else in the room ]

[ the Mime jumps in and holds his arms up with everyone else ]

[ the music and the dancing ceases ]

[ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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