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  Season 36: Episode 16

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March 5th, 2011

Miley Cyrus

The Strokes




Duh! Winning! With Charlie Sheen
Summary: Charlie Sheen (Bill Hader) hosts a talk show that allows him to interview other delusional celebrities.

Recurring Characters: Charlie Sheen, Christian Aguilera, Muammer Kaddaffi, Lindsay Lohan.



Miley Cyrus's Monologue
Summary: In the midst of low-key scandals, Miley Cyrus apologizes by singing "I'm Sorry But I'm Not Perfect".


Baby Spanx
Summary: he slimming bodystocking that lets fat babies be the envy of their parents' friends.

Note: Repeat from: 10d

Our Time! With taboo and!
Summary: Black Eyed Peas also-rans taboo (Andy Samberg) and (Kenan Thompson) try to gain recognition by hosting their own music talk show.

Recurring Characters: Black Eyed Peas, Khloe Kardashian.


The Essentials with Robert Osborne
Summary: TCM host Robert Osborne (Jason Sudeikis) presents deleted scenes from "The Sound of Music" featuring the routines of Hispanic comedian Richie Inez Jr. (Fred Armisen).

Recurring Characters: Robert Osborne.


The Disney Channel Acting School
Summary: Miley Cyrus and Raven-Symone (Kenan Thompson) demonstrate the poor techniques used for acting in Disney teen comedy sitcoms.


The Miley Cyrus Show
Summary: Miley Cyrus (Vanessa Bayer) has a pretty cool time doing a Charlie Sheen impression and interviewing Justin Bieber (Miley Cyrus).

Recurring Characters: Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus.


The Strokes performs "Under Cover of Darkness"

Weekend Update with Seth Meyers
Summary: Winners/Losers. The Devil (Jason Sudeikis) comments that he doesn't support the Westborough Baptist Church's protest of gay military funerals. Secondhand news correspondent Anthony Crispino (Bobby Moynihan) bungles more news stories.

Recurring Characters: The Devil, Anthony Crispino.


Les Jeunes de Paris
Summary: Francois (Taran Killam) endures dance-off and drinks tossed in his face when his girlfriend (Miley Cyrus) catches him dancing at the cafe with another girl (Nasim Pedrad).

Recurring Characters: Francois, Marius.


Summary: In a new movie trailer, (Andy Samberg) turns beastly and is tasked with finding a woman who will love him for who he is on the inside.


Rock-A-Billy Lady Party Moisturizing Facial Cream
Summary: Lynn Doot (Kristen Wiig) and Jamilla Rose la Perkins (Miley Cyrus) offer a free Moisturizing Facial Cream CD with the purchase of their facial cream.


The Strokes perform "Life Is Simple In The Moonlight"

Cruise Ship
Summary: Cruise ship performer Ginger Rangers (Miley Cyrus) sings about how gross she finds her patrons.


CBS Gurney Promos
Summary: March is Gurney Month on CBS, which features lots and lots of dead bodies!



Dress Rehearsal Cuts

Gadaffi Interview
Summary: During an interview, Muammer Gadaffi (Fred Armisen) behaves in an incoherent Charlie Sheen manner.

Recurring Characters: Muammer Gadaffi.

Pep Rally
Summary: Principal Frye (Jay Pharoah) gets overemotional about a pair of enthusiastic cheerleaders (Nasim Pedrad, Miley Cyrus).

Recurring Characters: Principal Frye.

Emo Pals
Summary: Emo pals (Paul Brittain, Miley Cyrus) are down about everybody and everything.

Hahhan Montana
Summary: Miley Cyrus is creeped out by an elderly lady's (Kristen Wiig) Hannah Montana obsession.

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