Mrs. Dudley… Kate McKinnon
Mr. Dudley… Beck Bennett
Another Mr. Dudley… Woody Harrelson
Jacquees Dudley… Kenan Thompson
Crazy Eyes… Uzo Aduba[Starts with a an introduction to a TV show, showing a mom, dad and their daughters]
Male voice: What do you get when you take one working mom, add a fragile staying home dad, and mix in their two goofy girls? Fridays at 9, it’s America’s favorite new fall comedy, “The Dudleys!” They are family, but they are also out of control.[Cut to Mrs. Dudley walking in]
Mrs. Dudley: Hmm, I smell a pot roast.[Cut to daughters sitting on a couch and the husband talking from the kitchen]
Mr. Dudley: You sure do, and I used my favorite recipe. Take out.[Cut to Mrs. Dudley pointing at Mr. Dudley and laughing]
Male voice: But we have received the complaints about the show. You tweeted, “It’s Mr. Dudley0Mrs. DudleyJacquees Dudley. Why can’t any of The Dudleys be gay?” Well, we heard you loud and clear. And that’s why we’ve made Mr.s Dudley another Mr. Dudley.[Cut to another Mr. Dudley walking in]
Another Mr. Dudley: So, I smell pot roast and it smells D-to the-lish.
Male voice: But then you tweeted, “Why the new Mr. Dudley such a stereotype?” Well, we heard you loud and clear. So, we dialed it down.[Cut to Another Mr. Dudley walking in]
Another Mr. Dudley: I smell food. Cool.
Male voice: “But now, Mr. Dudley sounds like a straight robot.” So, we dialed back up to gay five.[Cut to Another Mr. Dudley walking in]
Another Mr. Dudley: Ooh! My gay nose smells pot roast.
Male voice: Perfect! “But it’s Mr. Dudley0Mrs. DudleyJacquees Dudley, why do both Mr. Dudleys have to be white?” That’s why, stay at home dad, Ron Dudley is not Jacquees dudley.[Cut to Jacquees Dudley and Another Mr. Dudley sitting on a sofa]
Jacquees Dudley: Honey, how was court today?
Another Mr. Dudley: Let’s just say I played defense.
Jacquees Dudley: There’s that funny guy I married.[Another Mr. Dudley and Jacquees Dudley hug]
Male voice: “Hugging? Why can’t a gay couple show a real intimacy on TV?” We heard you loud and clear.[Cut to Another Mr. Dudley and Jacquees Dudley on the sofa]
Another Mr. Dudley: Let’s just say, I played defense.
Jacquees Dudley: There’s the funny guy I married.[The lights change and a romantic music starts playing. Another Mr. Dudley and Jacquees Dudley start touching each other.
Male voice: Fantastic. But then you had complains about the daughters.[Cut to Daisy Dudley walking in in a ballet dancer costume.]
Daisy Dudley: Daddies, I’m gonna be late for my ballet residual.
Male voice: You tweeted, “Oh, cuz if you’re a girl, you have to like ballet?” That’s why, instead little Daisy Dudley in now a staff Sargent in the United States Marine Core.[Cut to Daisy Dudley walking in in a marine uniform.]
Daisy Dudley: Daddies, I’m gonna be late for Afghanistan.
Male voice: And what about little Dora Dudley? “Why can’t she be crazy eyes from ‘Orange is the New Black?’ We like that character.” Roger that.[Cut to Another Mr. Dudley sitting on a sofa]
Another Mr. Dudley: Dora, it’s time for bed.[Crazy Eyes comes in]
Crazy Eyes: Anything for you, Daddy. [Crazy Eyes starts licking Another Mr. Dudley’s cheeks]
Male voice: There you have it. Thanks to your tweets and emails, we made The Dudley family for everyone. Or so we thought… Because then we started getting your letters. Like, actual paper mails. And those complains were very different. You said, “Where did the whites go?” “Too many fruit loops!!!!” “There aren’t my Dudleys. Ps. Repeal Obamacare.” That’s why, Fridays at 8, the original Dudleys are back. Because we always hear all of you loud and clear.