87f: Danny DeVito / Bryan Ferry
Male Worker #1.....Kevin Nealon
Male Worker #2.....Dennis Miller
[ open in office ]
Sheila: [ hands paper to Male worker #1 ] Here's the rough design.
I'll have the rest in the morning.
Male Worker #1: Nice girl.
Male Worker #2: Yeah, she really is. Too bad about her hands.
[ Sheila looks at her hand sadly, revealing that she has seven fingers on
each hand ]
Announcer: You've tried sanding them off. You've tried slamming them
off. And mitts only hide the problem. There's no way around it - you've got
extra fingers. It's time for Handi-Off. Only Handi-Off contains Leprosin.
[ Sheila applies Handi-Off to her extra fingers ] That tingle will tell you
it's working. In just three days, unsightly fingers disappear - for good!
[ Sheila's extra fingers fall off ]
[ back at the office ]
Male Worker 2: Hey, Sheila. Pick you up at six?
Sheila: Let's make it five! [ holds her hand up to reveal she now has
five fingers on each hand, and winks at the camera ]
Announcer: Subtract your extra digits with Handi-Off. Now
there's new Toe-Riffic for toes.
Submitted by: Tony DuMont