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  Season 14: Episode 20

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May 20th, 1989

Steve Martin

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers


Lorne Michaels
Timothy Busfield

Paulina Porizkova

Don Pardo

Cheryl Hardwick

A Message From the President of the United States
Summary: President George Bush (Dana Carvey) outlines the accomplishments he's made after his first 100 days in office.

Recurring Characters: George Bush.



Steve Martin's Monologue
Summary: A misty-eyed Steve Martin commemorates Gilda Radner's death by presenting a clip of a sketch they performed together eleven years earlier.

First Hosted: 76e.


Dancing In The Dark
Note: Repeat from: 77r.

Pumping Up With Hans & Franz
Summary: Hans (Dana Carvey) and Franz (Kevin Nealon) unveil Joseph Wilhelm Zieglefreud, the world's most perfectly pumped-up man (Steve Martin).

Recurring Characters: Hans, Franz.


Tammy Wynette Sings the Classics
Summary: Tammy Wynette (Jan Hooks) sings various classical songs in the tune of "Stand By Your Man".

Recurring Characters: Tammy Wynette.


Toonces, The Cat Who Could Drive A Car
Summary: Brenda Clark (Victoria Jackson) and her husband (Steve Martin) discover that their pet cat has an odd skill.

Recurring Characters: Brenda Clark, Toonces.


Ode to a Loved One
Summary: Steve Martin expresses his feelings for his woman with a poem.


Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers perform "Running Down A Dream"
First Performed: 79d.

Weekend Update with Dennis Miller

The New Coneheads
Summary: Lorne Michaels brings the Coneheads back so Beldar (Phil Hartman) and his family can tackle the real issues of the 1980's.

Bio Timothy Busfield (1957-). Actor; television credits include: "thirtysomething" (1987-91), "The West Wing" (1999-2006), and "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip" (2006-07). .

Get To Know Me!
Summary: You too can find great success in life just by getting to know Jon Lovitz.

Bio Paulina Porizkova (1965-). Supermodel; co-starred with Tom Selleck in "My Alibi" (1989); married to Cars frontman, Ric Ocasek, since 1989.


Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers perform "Free Fallin'"

Summary: Dieter's (Mike Myers) lover, Heike (Nora Dunn) reviews a clown performance.

Recurring Characters: Dieter.

Steve's Good & Bad Sides
Summary: Camera angles dictate Steve Martin's good and bad photographic sides.


Smokers Cable Network
Summary: News anchors (Phil Hartman, Jan Hooks) smoke and inform.

Have A Bitchin' Summer
Summary: Tonto (Jon Lovitz), Tarzan (Kevin Nealon), and Frankenstein (Phil Hartman) say goodbye for the summer.

Recurring Characters: Tonto, Tarzan, Frankenstein.


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