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  Season 21: Episode 20


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May 18th, 1996

Jim Carrey

Soundgarden

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Adam McKay

John G. Connolly

Joe Dicso

Nightline
Summary: Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) desperately tries to change his image in order to one-up President Clinton in the Fall election.

Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel, Bob Dole, President Bill Clinton.

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Montage


Jim Carrey's Monologue
Summary: Posing as a spaceman with unusual personality quirks, Jim Carrey must revert to his movie catch phrases to win the approval of a lone audience member (Adam McKay) who can't comprehend the satire.

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Spartans
Summary: Foreign exchange student, Lochmiel (Jim Carrey), joins Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna's (Cheri Oteri) cheer squad.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.

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Roxbury Guys
Summary: A new club hopper (Jim Carrey) joins Steve (Will Ferrell) and Doug Butabi (Chris Kattan) in a wild night crashing a club, a wedding, and a retirement home.

Recurring Characters: Doug Butabi, Steve Butabi.

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Overprotective Lifeguard
Summary: An overprotective lifeguard (Jim Carrey) keeps an extremely close eye on a man in a jacuzzi (Will Ferrell).

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Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Note: Maybe it's because the writers wanted to use Jim Carrey in as much of the show as possible, but Norm MacDonald performs an abbreviated Weekend Update with no guest commentaries.

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Soundgarden performs "Pretty Noose"


I'll See You In Hell!
Summary: Joe Pilson's (Jim Carrey) nonstop use of the phrase "I'll see you in Hell!' at the office nullifies its impact.

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Spade in America
Summary: David Spade pokes fun at the new cast, then looks back on his favorite moments from the "Hollywood Minute."

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The Joe Pesci Show
Summary: Jimmy Stewart (Jim Carrey) doesn't approve of Jim Carrey's (Mark McKinney) impression of him, nor Joe Pesci's (Jim Breuer) violent behavior.

Recurring Characters: Joe Pesci, Jimmy Stewart, Jim Carrey.

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Soundgarden performs "Burden In My Hand"


Jimmy Tango's Fat Busters
Summary: Jimmy Tango (Jim Carrey) shows how to burn pounds with heat beads and crystal meth.

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Goodnights
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