Rain - the Miniseries Dad.....Will Ferrell Mom.....Cheri Oteri (still picture of a tornado) VO: You were blown away by "Twister" (shot of molten lava) VO: You were devistated by "Dante's Peak" (shot of meteor) VO: You were annihilated by "Asteroid"... This May--nature unleashes her ultimate fury--right in your own backyard! (cut to family in living room, as the Dad tries in vain to get the TV to work) : That's funny--the cable's out! Mom: Guess we'll have to call the company...(thunderclap) what's that noise? (Dad goes to the window to investigate) Dad: Oh, God no... Daughter: (frightened) Daddy? Mom: Hank, what is it? Dad: It's everywhere... Mom: What is it? Dad: Carol--get the kids into the closet! (family remains rooted to the floor) Do it--NOW! Mom: Oh, my God! It's...IT'S.... VO: ...RAIN (shot of titlecard)--they said it would never happen---"never" is NOW! (cut to Mom and Dad, as their ceiling starts to leak) (thunderclap) Mom: (hysterical) It's in the HOUSE!!!!! Dad: GET A BUCKET! (Mom grabs a bucket and holds it under the leak. Dad rushes to grab a pot, the kids--still in the closet--grab cereal bowls and hold them under the leaks. A leak springs right over the cat's head) VO: Imagine, billions of droplets of pure water--and scream! (cut to "Rain" titlecard) RAIN--The Sky is Falling--On You! (house is now dark--the power has gone out. Mom, who seems to be in shock, is rocking back and forth, singing to herself in a baby voice:) Mom: "Rain, rain..go away....." VO: RAIN (thunderclap) this May, there's a 50 to 60% chance--of TERROR (cut to mom and dad at the window) Dad: Oh, my God! Mom: (crying) Whaaat? Dad: Grandpa's still out there--he's got a suede suit on!!! Mom: Nnnnoooooooooooo!!!!!! VO: Rain--the Miniseries, coming in May to NBC Thanks to Shawn for this transcript! SNL Transcripts