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Season 24: Episode 13

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February 13th, 1999

Brendan Fraser

Busta Rhymes

The Roots

John Goodman

Tom Davis

Lorne Michaels

George Plimpton
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The President On Trial
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Recurring Characters: Tom Brokaw, Bill Clinton, Linda Tripp.
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Brendan Fraser's Monologue
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Summary: To relate the audience to his new movie, "Blast From the Past," Brendan Fraser ventures backstage to show off a time capsule where former writer/featured performer Tom Davis has been hidden all these years.
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Bio Flex
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Summary: A consumer (Will Ferrell) steps up to the challenge of fighting with the Bio Flex total workout creature.

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Judge Judy
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Recurring Characters: Judge Judy Sheindlin, Petri Hawkins-Byrd.
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Just Enjoy The Ozzy
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Summary: While on a dinner date, lovers Ted (Brendan Fraser) and Tracy (Molly Shannon) are interrupted by a singing waiter (Horatio Sanz) who keeps playing Ozzy Osbourne songs for them.

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The Zimmermans
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Recurring Characters: Josh Zimmerman, Laura Zimmerman.
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TV Funhouse
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Summary: Fun With Real Audio.
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You're A Champion, Charlie Brown
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Summary: Following another football psyche-out by Lucy (Ana Gasteyer), Charlie Brown (Brendan Fraser) flies through the air and cracks his head open.

Recurring Characters: Franklin.

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Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
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Recurring Characters: Jerry Falwell.
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Busta Rhymes & The Roots perform "Gimme Some More"
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Busta Rhymes & The Roots perform "Tear Da Roof Off"
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