Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 24: Episode 13
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
February 13th, 1999
Brendan Fraser
Busta Rhymes
The Roots
John Goodman
Tom Davis
Lorne Michaels
George Plimpton
The President On TrialRecurring Characters: Tom Brokaw, Bill Clinton, Linda Tripp.
Montage
Brendan Fraser’s MonologueSummary: To relate the audience to his new movie, “Blast From the Past,” Brendan Fraser ventures backstage to show off a time capsule where former writer/featured performer Tom Davis has been hidden all these years.
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Bio FlexSummary: A consumer (Will Ferrell) steps up to the challenge of fighting with the Bio Flex total workout creature.
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Judge JudyRecurring Characters: Judge Judy Sheindlin, Petri Hawkins-Byrd.
Just Enjoy The OzzySummary: While on a dinner date, lovers Ted (Brendan Fraser) and Tracy (Molly Shannon) are interrupted by a singing waiter (Horatio Sanz) who keeps playing Ozzy Osbourne songs for them.
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The ZimmermansRecurring Characters: Josh Zimmerman, Laura Zimmerman.
TV FunhouseSummary: Fun With Real Audio.
You’re A Champion, Charlie BrownSummary: Following another football psyche-out by Lucy (Ana Gasteyer), Charlie Brown (Brendan Fraser) flies through the air and cracks his head open.
Recurring Characters: Franklin.
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Weekend Update with Colin QuinnRecurring Characters: Jerry Falwell.
Busta Rhymes & The Roots perform “Gimme Some More”
Two Fat Ladies
Carrie Donovan’s EscortTranscript
Busta Rhymes & The Roots perform “Tear Da Roof Off”
GoodnightsTranscript
