Charline… Leslie Jones
Reg… Beck Bennett
AC Santano… Kyle Mooney
Nathan… Pete Davidson
Ashlyn… Aidy Bryant[Starts with Charline showing Reg and AC Santano around Pogie Pepperoni’s]
Charline: Alright, so we got the soda machines right here. We got the big prizes, small prizes. You guys, we just need you to initial and sign this in.
Reg: Oh, sure. Yeah.
AC Santano: You got it.
Charline: And congratulations. You guys are officially members of the Pogie family.
Reg: Okay. So I just got hired at Pogie Pepperoni’s, the place that practically shaped my childhood.
AC Santano: Games, the best pizza in town, and some of the most coolest people I’ve ever met. Yeah, sounds like a normal job to me.
Reg: Yeah.[Charline is looking confused]
Charline: I have a couple of more things for you here. [Charline passes them the employee shirts] Here’s your uniforms.
Reg: Okay. My very own Pogie shirt. Coz that’s normal.
AC Santano:I’m sorry, just to clarify. That’s Pogie Pepperoni on a skateboard about to go in one of his famous adventures.
Charline: Yeah, I mean, I guess so.
AC Santano: And I imagine we have to leave these here at work?
Charline: No. You can take them home, just wash them. Make sure they’re clean.
Reg: So we can actually wear these out? Meeting new people? Coz that’s not a huge game changer in my life.
AC Santano: I’m sorry. And how much will these be costing us?
Charline: They’re free man.
AC Santano: That’s normal. Okay.
Charline: Actually, I forgot something. I’ll be back in a sec.[Reg and AC Santano are smiling]
AC Santano: Don’t say anything.
Reg: Why would I say anything?[AC Santano screaming at each other]
Reg and AC Santano: Dude! This is awesome.
Reg: We work at Pogie’s.
Reg and Reg: Oh!
Charline: What’s that?
AC Santano: Oh, nothing miss Charline.
Reg: Everything in order, miss Charline.[Charline takes Reg and AC Santano to the game section. Reg and AC Santano are wearing the staff shirt.]
Charline: Alright, here’s 20 tokens each. Y’all supposed to play the games so you’ll know about them.
Reg: Ah, excuse me. What was that last part?
Charline: Employees get tokens to play the games.
AC Santano: We’ll probably just have access to what? One, two games ups?
Charline: It doesn’t matter, dude. Play whatever you want.
AC Santano: So, Frogie Frenzie, Rockers or Range, any of em’?
Reg: This sounds like normal work activities to me.
AC Santano: Yeah, that definitely happens at all the places we work at.[mic speaker calling Charline]
Charline: I gotta go deal with that.
AC Santano: Oh, no problem.[Reg and AC Santano are smiling]
Reg: Don’t say anything.
AC Santano: I’m not saying a single thing.
Reg and AC Santano: [To each other] Dude! This is awesome.
Reg: We’re rich.
AC Santano: Look at all these tokens.[Reg and AC Santano walking around]
Reg: And this day officially can’t get any better.[AC Santano slowly looks away and sees a person in Pogie costume walking towards them]
AC Santano: Please tell me that’s not who I think it is.
Reg: Um, Pogie is walking up to talk to us right now.[The Pogie opens his Pogie head. it’s Nathan.]
Speaker Nathan: Hey, you must be the new Pogie recruits. I’m Nathan.
Reg: We are [pointing at himself] Reg and [pointing at AC Santano] AC Santano.
Speaker Nathan: Oh. I’ll try to remember that. Anyway, I got five minutes before this dumb ass three PM Pogie parade. I’ll see you both later.[Nathan walks away]
Reg and AC Santano: See you Pogie.
Reg: Because I guess, we’re friends now.
AC Santano: Don’g freak out.
Reg: I’m not freaking out.
Reg and AC Santano: [to each other] Dude! This is awesome. We just met Pogie Pepperoni.
AC Santano: And he’s played by Nathan who seems like a really cool guy.
Reg and AC Santano: Ah!
Speaker Nathan: [from far away] Hey, are you guys cool?
Reg: Cool. Yeah, we’re cool.
Speaker Nathan: You don’t seem like it.[Cut to Reg and AC Santano serving pizzas to the kids. Charline walks in with Ashlyn]
Charline: Reg. AC Santano.
Reg and AC Santano: Yes, miss Charline.
Charline: This is Ashlyn. The owner of Pogie Pepperoni’s.[Reg and AC Santano’s head pop up and confetti is falling down] [Cut to a tribute video that at the end says “Pogie’s remembers AC Santano & Reg, Employees from 2:45 PM to 3:06 PM]