Aidy Bryant[Starts with Drake’s Beef video bumper] [Cut to four colleagues talking to each other]
Vanessa: You know, I never use this word, but I said, “That was cray!”[everybody laughing] [Drake walks in]
Drake: What’s up guys?
Drake: I’m having just a little trouble with the TV most. I was just wondering if you guys could fix it.
Pete: Oh yeah. Usually you just get the remote and you press on. You don’t have TVs in Canada?[everybody laughing]
Drake: No, we have TVs in Canada.
Pete: I know. I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding man.
Drake: Yeah, I know.
Vanessa: Yeah. I was just saying like, I don’t use the word ‘cray’ very often, but I used it and it gets…[Drake is getting angry] [rap beat starts playing] [Cut to Drake rapping]
Drake: [rapping] Yo, F* you Pete
you made a fool out of me
I used to trust you dawg
Now you embarrassing me
and you’re skinny as hell
and you make me mad
you think you funny, huh?
Well, you ain’t Josh GAD
and you tattoo sucks
you’re the guy no one likes
We used to be best friends
Now we foes for life
Drake: What’s up, Leslie?
Drake: No, I was just saying. I was like, “What’s up, Leslie?”
Leslie: Ay, man! I’m sorry. I- was just distracted. Check you later.[Leslie walks away using her phone] [Drake is getting angry] [rap beat starts playing] [Cut to Drake rapping]
Drake: [rapping] Oh you icing me b*
what did I do to you?
you used to be my best friend
now I’ll never trust you
is it stuff that I said?
cause if not that’s wack
most people I know
they would have said hi back
Damn![gun shot sound] [Cut to Drake sitting alone.] [Aidy walks in]
Aidy: Hey. Anybody using this chair?[There’s Drake’s hat on the chair. Aidy puts the hat on the table and sit on the chair.] [Drake is getting angry] [rap beat starts playing] [Cut to Drake rapping]
Drake: [rapping] Actually I was you bitch
It was for my hat
but for took it from me
Now we nevergoing back
I can never trust you
coz you a ruin to my hat
If Josh GAD was here
he would have made me laugh
damn![gunshot sounds] [Cut to Drake sitting alone. He drinks water out of bottle. There’s a little water left in the bottle.] [Janitor walks in]
Drake: Hi there.[The janitor takes the bottle and puts it on the trash]
Oh, I actually wasn’t done.[The janitor looks at Drake and walks away] [Drake is getting angry] [rap beat starts playing] [Cut to Drake rapping] [rapping] I said I wasn’t done
you little f* ice cream
I had like 10 sips left
you just so damn men
Now I got no friends
and I’ve got no water
and I lost my hat
Damn![machine gun sound] [Cut to Drake sitting in the dressing room] [Lorne Michaels walks in]
Lorne: Drizzy. How’s it going?
Drake: Oh! I feel like– I feel like it’s going great.
Lorne: [patting on Drake’s shoulder] You’re doing a good job.[Drake is getting angry] [rap beat starts playing] [Cut to Drake rapping]
Drake: [rapping] Good job. That’s it?
I’m doing great, you bitch!
Say that again to my face
then suck my d*
Lorne: Drake, everything okay?
Drake: Um, yeah. Yeah. Everyone’s so nice here. You know?[Cut to Drake’s rapping video.] [machine gun sound] [The End]