Alina… Kate McKinnon
Venessa Bayer[Starts with Alina and Taran looking at eggs in a heated box.]
Alina: Any signs of life?
Taran: Zip. Maybe we need a stronger incubator.
Alina: Patience, honey. Nobody said urban farming would be easy.
Taran: It’s not just not easy, it’s tedious.[Venessa looking from above the fence]
Venessa: It doesn’t have to be. Come on, take a look.[Alina and Taran walk to see what Venessa is going to show] [Cut to Alina and Taran looking from above the fence.] [Cut to Venessa with many chicken around her.]
I gathered all these just this morning.[She has a lot of eggs.] [Cut to Alina and Taran]
Alina: Wow, what’s your secret?[cut to Venessa]
Venessa: I’ll show you. Meet me in my house, now.[Alina and Taran jump off the fence.] [Cut to Alina, Taran and Venessa inside the house]
Let me introduce you to Nest-Spresso.
Taran: I’ve heard of Espresso for a fast cup o coffee.
Venessa: Yeah, but this is Nest-Spresso. For the instant incubation of a fertilized egg.
Alina: [surprised] No!
Venessa: Yeah! Just watch. You just pop the flowing cased fertilized egg pot in a top chamber. Then you close the lid, lock it, and press the button that says incubate.
Taran: It’s happening now![Cut to the Nest-Spresso machine. A chick comes out of it.] [Cut to Alina, Taran and Venessa]
Alina: Wow! Now that’s a cute little chick.
Taran: How does it work?
Venessa: I don’t know that part.
Taran: Ooh! I thought you’d know more about it.
Venessa: I wish I did. It’s really great. Here, you try one Alina.
Alina: How bout this dark one?
Venessa: Yeah, those are good. Make sure you put it in right side up, not up side down.[Alina is using the Nest-Spresso]
Or else, you’ll kill the chick. You’ll just get a cup full of bones.
Taran: Yikes! Why?
Venessa: I don’t know. I wish I did.[Cut to the Nest-Spresso machine. A black chick comes out of it.]
Taran: Oh! Honey, we have to get one of these. Let me try one.
Alina: This must have improved your life so much.[Taran is using the Nest-Spresso]
Venessa: Yeah, it’s number one.[Machine is making different sound]
Taran: Oh! That doesn’t sound good.[Cut to the Nest-Spresso machine. Bones comes out of it.] [Cut to Alina, Taran and Venessa]
Venessa: Yeah, you did it wrong. Just put in another one on top of that one. I don’t know why it does that.[Taran is using the Nest-Spresso again] [Cut to the Nest-Spresso machine. A white chick comes out of it.] [Cut to Nest-Spresso video bumper]
Male voice: Nest-Spresso. When you need your chicken fixed. Now!